Supernatural Season 3 || Mock the Week
Aug. 27th, 2008 06:16 pmeta: thank you.
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[If this is the answer what is the question? The answer is 9.]
Frankie: Is it how many dwarves were originally in Snow White before political correctness forced the removal of Poofy and Rapey?
Audience: *laughs and cheers*
Lucy: Is it how many weeks is Peaches Geldof's marriage going to last?
Audience: *boos*
David: All that stuff? ... Rapey the Dwarf is just good clean fun?
Russell: That was the weirdest reaction.
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Hugh: At least we win at sports in which a human is best. If you're really good at swimming you're always going to get beaten by a fish, if you're good at running you're always going to get beaten by a cheetah, but you try putting a bloody pilchard on a bicycle ...
Russell: Waitaminute, so you're suggesting that after Phelps won his eighth gold medal we should have released a shark and gone, 'Beat that.'
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Frankie: Who wants to swim that much? I mean if your daughter says to you, "I want to go swimming." Okay, yeah take her to the beach, take her for a swim. If she says, "I want to go swimming at six in the morning and then for a further four hours after school every day." Say, "No, go to the park drink some cider and have some disappointing sex."
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Hugh: They said that Michael Phelps is perfectly designed for swimming. Which is bollocks, if he was he'd have a fin, he'd have gills ... THAT IS WHY SHARKS ARE FASTER!
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[re: David Cameron]
Andy: Cameron said, 'I'm not at all smug.'
David: It's not for him to say, is it? We'll be the fucking judge of how smug you are, you smug shit.
