Aug. 27th, 2008

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When exactly are the Supernatural S3 dvds released? Uh, released in N. America? I'd very much like to change my default icon to one from the gag reel but some people are waiting and blah blah blah the day of or maybe the day after they are released? Game on! :p

eta: thank you.

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[If this is the answer what is the question? The answer is 9.]

Frankie: Is it how many dwarves were originally in Snow White before political correctness forced the removal of Poofy and Rapey?

Audience: *laughs and cheers*

Lucy: Is it how many weeks is Peaches Geldof's marriage going to last?

Audience: *boos*

David: All that stuff? ... Rapey the Dwarf is just good clean fun?

Russell: That was the weirdest reaction.

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Hugh: At least we win at sports in which a human is best. If you're really good at swimming you're always going to get beaten by a fish, if you're good at running you're always going to get beaten by a cheetah, but you try putting a bloody pilchard on a bicycle ...

Russell: Waitaminute, so you're suggesting that after Phelps won his eighth gold medal we should have released a shark and gone, 'Beat that.'

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Frankie: Who wants to swim that much? I mean if your daughter says to you, "I want to go swimming." Okay, yeah take her to the beach, take her for a swim. If she says, "I want to go swimming at six in the morning and then for a further four hours after school every day." Say, "No, go to the park drink some cider and have some disappointing sex."

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Hugh: They said that Michael Phelps is perfectly designed for swimming. Which is bollocks, if he was he'd have a fin, he'd have gills ... THAT IS WHY SHARKS ARE FASTER!

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[re: David Cameron]

Andy: Cameron said, 'I'm not at all smug.'

David: It's not for him to say, is it? We'll be the fucking judge of how smug you are, you smug shit.





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