Supernatural Season 3 || Mock the Week
Aug. 27th, 2008 06:16 pmeta: thank you.
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[If this is the answer what is the question? The answer is 9.]
Frankie: Is it how many dwarves were originally in Snow White before political correctness forced the removal of Poofy and Rapey?
Audience: *laughs and cheers*
Lucy: Is it how many weeks is Peaches Geldof's marriage going to last?
Audience: *boos*
David: All that stuff? ... Rapey the Dwarf is just good clean fun?
Russell: That was the weirdest reaction.
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Hugh: At least we win at sports in which a human is best. If you're really good at swimming you're always going to get beaten by a fish, if you're good at running you're always going to get beaten by a cheetah, but you try putting a bloody pilchard on a bicycle ...
Russell: Waitaminute, so you're suggesting that after Phelps won his eighth gold medal we should have released a shark and gone, 'Beat that.'
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Frankie: Who wants to swim that much? I mean if your daughter says to you, "I want to go swimming." Okay, yeah take her to the beach, take her for a swim. If she says, "I want to go swimming at six in the morning and then for a further four hours after school every day." Say, "No, go to the park drink some cider and have some disappointing sex."
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Hugh: They said that Michael Phelps is perfectly designed for swimming. Which is bollocks, if he was he'd have a fin, he'd have gills ... THAT IS WHY SHARKS ARE FASTER!
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[re: David Cameron]
Andy: Cameron said, 'I'm not at all smug.'
David: It's not for him to say, is it? We'll be the fucking judge of how smug you are, you smug shit.
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Date: 2008-08-28 01:41 am (UTC)WHUT.
Did you see the diagram of Michael Phelps' freaky body in People? It's like, his legs are 2x too short for his body, his torso is 8x longer than it should be for his height, his wingspan is 6" too long for his height, his feet are way too huge, his hands are way too huge, he is like...built like a dolphin. LMAO.
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Date: 2008-08-28 01:57 am (UTC)I haven't seen that but it sounds really amusing.
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Date: 2008-08-28 03:10 am (UTC)I'm just a little green full of envy, I really want that season on dvd. Though I still have to finish rewatching Season 2. *nods*
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Date: 2008-08-28 03:29 am (UTC)*gigglesnort*
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Date: 2008-08-28 03:43 am (UTC)ba-hahaha!!
oh man, the craziest thing is that my first look into korean television was on the plane ride over here... they were playing this show were MEN raced or competed against animals.
My personal favorite was the man vs. bear hot dog eating contest... I honestly thought I dreamed it all, but NOPE it exists.
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Date: 2008-08-28 04:08 am (UTC)I then went back to sleep and woke up to the bear vs. man hot dog eating...
korean television is just very very interesting.
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Date: 2008-08-28 04:59 am (UTC)Is this on every week or is a season a couple of months or what?
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Date: 2008-08-28 01:18 pm (UTC)PS thank you for not using gag reel icons. I know it's hard, but we really appreciate it!!
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