Jared Jared Jared I love you and your fantastic nose

Never before seen pictures of Jared Padalecki!!!*

( 12 pictures )

*that's a lie. they've been seen before.

Lindsay Lohan's mom is an idiot || Daniel Tosh

Apparently Lindsay Lohan's mom was at some event (I'm not sure which) where there were celebrities. She went up to some guy and said, 'You look familiar, do I know you? Are you in my industry?' "Some guy" looked at her and said, 'Yeah, I'm Martin Scorsese.'

Hahaha. Someone needs to be whacked. Seriously.  "Are you in my industry" to MARTIN SCORSESE?

Who the fuck does she think she is? Jesus!

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Daniel Tosh: It's like the Olsen twins, it's just gotten sad. I kind of hope one of them ODs so I can stop guessing.