Feb. 7th, 2008

certainthings: (Mr. Padalecki and Mr. Ackles)
Colbert: If gay marriage becomes legal what's going to keep a gay guy from sneaking into my house while I'm asleep and gay marrying me? I wake up in the morning and I'm married. To a gay guy.

Colbert: Why do gays deserve equal rights? - ten words or less, make one of them appletini.

gay married

Feb. 7th, 2008 10:14 am
certainthings: (Harry)
Because [livejournal.com profile] memphis86 is a dirty enabler or something like that.

[!crack filled Fictional Conversation]

Danneel: Jensen?
Jensen: Hmm?
Danneel: Why is Jared in bed with us?
Jensen: [sits up] What?
Jared: [beams] Morning, husband.
Jensen: Jared, what the fuck is going on?
Jared: You ... We just got gay married, bitch.
Jensen: What? I'm sorry, I meant WHAT?!
Jared: Yep, while you were sleeping, I snuck in with the key you gave me and got us married.
Jensen: That doesn't even seem like it's legal.
Danneel: I don't think it is. [pause] I need a drink. [leaves]
Jared: Legal schmegal, I thought you'd be over the moon when you learned that we were married.
Jensen: But you're not gay, Jay. I'm not gay.
Jared: [shrugs] I'm gay for you. And Jen? You're like super gay.
Jensen: Shut it!
Jared: [moves closer to Jensen] Are we going to consummate this damn marriage or should I just go jerk off in the shower?
Jensen: But Danneel ...
Jared: Isn't here.
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I've made a little space for the cheese slices.
These ... will not protect you.




Disclaimer: I am an evil bitch

Okay. Here we go.

  • Holy shit, the boys were ridiculously goodlooking tonight

  • Bobby's wife was bitten by old yeller and he had to shoot stab her :/

  • I kinda maybe thought/wanted Lisa to slaughter a fawn

  • What? It was totally the same setting

  • Sam's dream with Bela? Nnnng. Well, done

  • I'm thinking there needs to be some rough play/gun play kinky sex going on between those two

  • I don't know if Bela would be into it but probably and Sam would definitely be into it

  • For a moment or two I thought that maybe Bela and Bobby had had a ... thing in Flagstaff

  • I know Dean feels like he's shit but I don't understand how or why, but I think that's because of my own self esteem issues and he's so pretty and he's got a Sam ... and a nice ass and other things and uhm, yeah.

  • Loved loved Dean's fight with himself

  • And that he admitted to Sam that he didn't want to die

  • His heart and balls are getting bigger and bigger

  • Jeremy looked familiar

  • Uhm, other things

  • jensen

    Feb. 7th, 2008 10:33 pm
    certainthings: (Jensen - He'll kick your ass)
    [stoled from [livejournal.com profile] katysam]

    Personally, I kind of like that he's all shiny and looks a tad bit like shit. I say this with love, people. WITH LOVE.

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    He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich

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