Gonna wake up gay married

Colbert: If gay marriage becomes legal what's going to keep a gay guy from sneaking into my house while I'm asleep and gay marrying me? I wake up in the morning and I'm married. To a gay guy.

Colbert: Why do gays deserve equal rights? - ten words or less, make one of them appletini.

gay married

Because memphis86 is a dirty enabler or something like that.

[!crack filled Fictional Conversation]

Danneel: Jensen?
Jensen: Hmm?
Danneel: Why is Jared in bed with us?
Jensen: [sits up] What?
Jared: [beams] Morning, husband.
Jensen: Jared, what the fuck is going on?
Jared: You ... We just got gay married, bitch.
Jensen: What? I'm sorry, I meant WHAT?!
Jared: Yep, while you were sleeping, I snuck in with the key you gave me and got us married.
Jensen: That doesn't even seem like it's legal.
Danneel: I don't think it is. [pause] I need a drink. [leaves]
Jared: Legal schmegal, I thought you'd be over the moon when you learned that we were married.
Jensen: But you're not gay, Jay. I'm not gay.
Jared: [shrugs] I'm gay for you. And Jen? You're like super gay.
Jensen: Shut it!
Jared: [moves closer to Jensen] Are we going to consummate this damn marriage or should I just go jerk off in the shower?
Jensen: But Danneel ...
Jared: Isn't here.

Supernatural: 3x10: Dream a Little Dream of Me

I've made a little space for the cheese slices.
These ... will not protect you.

Disclaimer: I am an evil bitch

Okay. Here we go.

Holy shit, the boys were ridiculously goodlooking tonight

Bobby's wife was bitten by old yeller and he had to shoot stab her :/

I kinda maybe thought/wanted Lisa to slaughter a fawn

What? It was totally the same setting

Sam's dream with Bela? Nnnng. Well, done

I'm thinking there needs to be some rough play/gun play kinky sex going on between those two

I don't know if Bela would be into it but probably and Sam would definitely be into it

For a moment or two I thought that maybe Bela and Bobby had had a ... thing in Flagstaff

I know Dean feels like he's shit but I don't understand how or why, but I think that's because of my own self esteem issues and he's so pretty and he's got a Sam ... and a nice ass and other things and uhm, yeah.

Loved loved Dean's fight with himself

And that he admitted to Sam that he didn't want to die

His heart and balls are getting bigger and bigger

Jeremy looked familiar

Uhm, other things

jensen

[stoled from katysam]

Personally, I kind of like that he's all shiny and looks a tad bit like shit. I say this with love, people. WITH LOVE.

He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich