Supernatural. Meta Fiction.
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certainthings- I watched Supernatural. And I made comments. Oh, wow.
- disclaimer: (in case... I dunno. You're new? You don't remember things?) My reviews are not full of rainbows and puppies. I do not like Castiel. And Jared is very pretty.
- doing this was sort of fun.
+ Wet Jensen is pretty much always a good Jensen.
+ Hannah: "Is this hell?" [j/k. That was Buffy] I guess Hanna was alright. *shrug*
+ Whenever Castiel is in episode, and whenever I choose to actually kind of "watch" the episode. I'm always prepared with ALL OF THE LIP BALMS. His (Misha's) lips are so dry looking that I feel the need to apply a tonne of lip balm to my own.
+ Castiel was looking at Sam's phone one day and saw dick pic. It was then that Sam and Dean taught Castiel how to send pictures on his phone.
+ If he hasn't already, $10 says that Jared starts using Botox in the future.
+ Trip the light fantastic? I think hippie boy said that. I'm fairly certain it was a reference to something I did not get.
+ Gross. I do not need to see Castiel and any kind of pornography.
+ HELLO! HI.Trickster Gabriel. (I think that's right)
+ But still gross.
+ Like, I know you're sort of evil ... and I thought you were dead. But can't you get help elsewhere?
+ I did get that right.
+ "I used most of my juice to get back into porn." I bet it was apple juice.
+ Boytoy? Ugh. More gross.
+ Okay, tbh, I'm not sure I'm all that happy to have Gabriel back. Even if he is dead.
+ "Castiel we need your help." Shup up, Sam. You and Dean do not need Castiel's help.
+ I have no idea what's going on. In this episode and in the show in general.
+ if Jared and Tahmoh didn't make out on set at least once, I am disappointed.
+ "Tonight, I thought I would tell you a little story..." Golly gee. I bet Sam was the bad guy. *eye roll* I AM SO ANGRY and BITTER ABOUT THINGS.
+ But honestly, if they could stop doing close-ups of Misha's lips that'd be really great.
+ "First rule of writer's club. Steal from the best." Hahaha. Oh, god. I feel sorry for any fiction writers who get plagiarized and then given this excuse.
+ "I am not a leader." Well, Castiel. No one ever said that you were. Just that you were the leader. Pay attention!
+ I like that laugh.
+ Oh, God.
+ Jared's got pretty great lips.
+ The villiain, my ass. Precious Castiel could never ever be a villain. He's not done anything wrong.
+ I'm all for Dean torturing people. But I just don't like Jensen's "I'm torturing you" face. :/
+ What if instead of all that, Dean just gave him a lap dance. Got Gadreel hard and then left him to go make out with Sam. That'd be a much better story.
+ No but really. What even is this show about anymore?
+ "If not Castiel dies." ... Oh, if only that were an actual thing.
+ This dialogue is really stilted.
+ Did he just call him Pestiel? Because that's a great name.
+ "You keep an eye on him." Get bent, Castiel.
+ Sam: I'm really worried about you, Dean.
+ Dean: ...
+ Sam: I mean it, Dean.
+ Dean: Shut it, Sam.
+ Sam: You can't just...
+ Dean: NO! You can't just say that we're not brothers anymore and pretend that you're worried about me. Screw that... Screw you, Sammy.
+ Sam: Dean. Just listen to me. Okay? No matter what happens, we will always be brothers and I will always worry about you.
+ Dean: I'm fine, Sam. Jim frickin' Dandy.
+ Sam: [sighs]
+ btw, that was their conversation in the car.
+ I think I like Metatron. I hope to like him.
- disclaimer: (in case... I dunno. You're new? You don't remember things?) My reviews are not full of rainbows and puppies. I do not like Castiel. And Jared is very pretty.
- doing this was sort of fun.
+ Wet Jensen is pretty much always a good Jensen.
+ Hannah: "Is this hell?" [j/k. That was Buffy] I guess Hanna was alright. *shrug*
+ Whenever Castiel is in episode, and whenever I choose to actually kind of "watch" the episode. I'm always prepared with ALL OF THE LIP BALMS. His (Misha's) lips are so dry looking that I feel the need to apply a tonne of lip balm to my own.
+ Castiel was looking at Sam's phone one day and saw dick pic. It was then that Sam and Dean taught Castiel how to send pictures on his phone.
+ If he hasn't already, $10 says that Jared starts using Botox in the future.
+ Trip the light fantastic? I think hippie boy said that. I'm fairly certain it was a reference to something I did not get.
+ Gross. I do not need to see Castiel and any kind of pornography.
+ HELLO! HI.
+ But still gross.
+ Like, I know you're sort of evil ... and I thought you were dead. But can't you get help elsewhere?
+ I did get that right.
+ "I used most of my juice to get back into porn." I bet it was apple juice.
+ Boytoy? Ugh. More gross.
+ Okay, tbh, I'm not sure I'm all that happy to have Gabriel back. Even if he is dead.
+ "Castiel we need your help." Shup up, Sam. You and Dean do not need Castiel's help.
+ I have no idea what's going on. In this episode and in the show in general.
+ if Jared and Tahmoh didn't make out on set at least once, I am disappointed.
+ "Tonight, I thought I would tell you a little story..." Golly gee. I bet Sam was the bad guy. *eye roll* I AM SO ANGRY and BITTER ABOUT THINGS.
+ But honestly, if they could stop doing close-ups of Misha's lips that'd be really great.
+ "First rule of writer's club. Steal from the best." Hahaha. Oh, god. I feel sorry for any fiction writers who get plagiarized and then given this excuse.
+ "I am not a leader." Well, Castiel. No one ever said that you were. Just that you were the leader. Pay attention!
+ I like that laugh.
+ Oh, God.
+ Jared's got pretty great lips.
+ The villiain, my ass. Precious Castiel could never ever be a villain. He's not done anything wrong.
+ I'm all for Dean torturing people. But I just don't like Jensen's "I'm torturing you" face. :/
+ What if instead of all that, Dean just gave him a lap dance. Got Gadreel hard and then left him to go make out with Sam. That'd be a much better story.
+ No but really. What even is this show about anymore?
+ "If not Castiel dies." ... Oh, if only that were an actual thing.
+ This dialogue is really stilted.
+ Did he just call him Pestiel? Because that's a great name.
+ "You keep an eye on him." Get bent, Castiel.
+ Sam: I'm really worried about you, Dean.
+ Dean: ...
+ Sam: I mean it, Dean.
+ Dean: Shut it, Sam.
+ Sam: You can't just...
+ Dean: NO! You can't just say that we're not brothers anymore and pretend that you're worried about me. Screw that... Screw you, Sammy.
+ Sam: Dean. Just listen to me. Okay? No matter what happens, we will always be brothers and I will always worry about you.
+ Dean: I'm fine, Sam. Jim frickin' Dandy.
+ Sam: [sighs]
+ btw, that was their conversation in the car.
+ I think I like Metatron. I hope to like him.
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Date: 2014-04-16 03:05 am (UTC)Most of the time the show is just background noise now, very low volume background noise ... but sometimes I do kind of pay attention but seeing as how this episode made no sense to me, I think I might just have to leave it as something that's on while I look at shiny things on my computer. I've said that I'm going to see this fucker through till the very end, and I hope that I do. I just won't know what it's about.