Supernatural. Meta Fiction.
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certainthings- I watched Supernatural. And I made comments. Oh, wow.
- disclaimer: (in case... I dunno. You're new? You don't remember things?) My reviews are not full of rainbows and puppies. I do not like Castiel. And Jared is very pretty.
- doing this was sort of fun.
+ Wet Jensen is pretty much always a good Jensen.
+ Hannah: "Is this hell?" [j/k. That was Buffy] I guess Hanna was alright. *shrug*
+ Whenever Castiel is in episode, and whenever I choose to actually kind of "watch" the episode. I'm always prepared with ALL OF THE LIP BALMS. His (Misha's) lips are so dry looking that I feel the need to apply a tonne of lip balm to my own.
+ Castiel was looking at Sam's phone one day and saw dick pic. It was then that Sam and Dean taught Castiel how to send pictures on his phone.
+ If he hasn't already, $10 says that Jared starts using Botox in the future.
+ Trip the light fantastic? I think hippie boy said that. I'm fairly certain it was a reference to something I did not get.
+ Gross. I do not need to see Castiel and any kind of pornography.
+ HELLO! HI.Trickster Gabriel. (I think that's right)
+ But still gross.
+ Like, I know you're sort of evil ... and I thought you were dead. But can't you get help elsewhere?
+ I did get that right.
+ "I used most of my juice to get back into porn." I bet it was apple juice.
+ Boytoy? Ugh. More gross.
+ Okay, tbh, I'm not sure I'm all that happy to have Gabriel back. Even if he is dead.
+ "Castiel we need your help." Shup up, Sam. You and Dean do not need Castiel's help.
+ I have no idea what's going on. In this episode and in the show in general.
+ if Jared and Tahmoh didn't make out on set at least once, I am disappointed.
+ "Tonight, I thought I would tell you a little story..." Golly gee. I bet Sam was the bad guy. *eye roll* I AM SO ANGRY and BITTER ABOUT THINGS.
+ But honestly, if they could stop doing close-ups of Misha's lips that'd be really great.
+ "First rule of writer's club. Steal from the best." Hahaha. Oh, god. I feel sorry for any fiction writers who get plagiarized and then given this excuse.
+ "I am not a leader." Well, Castiel. No one ever said that you were. Just that you were the leader. Pay attention!
+ I like that laugh.
+ Oh, God.
+ Jared's got pretty great lips.
+ The villiain, my ass. Precious Castiel could never ever be a villain. He's not done anything wrong.
+ I'm all for Dean torturing people. But I just don't like Jensen's "I'm torturing you" face. :/
+ What if instead of all that, Dean just gave him a lap dance. Got Gadreel hard and then left him to go make out with Sam. That'd be a much better story.
+ No but really. What even is this show about anymore?
+ "If not Castiel dies." ... Oh, if only that were an actual thing.
+ This dialogue is really stilted.
+ Did he just call him Pestiel? Because that's a great name.
+ "You keep an eye on him." Get bent, Castiel.
+ Sam: I'm really worried about you, Dean.
+ Dean: ...
+ Sam: I mean it, Dean.
+ Dean: Shut it, Sam.
+ Sam: You can't just...
+ Dean: NO! You can't just say that we're not brothers anymore and pretend that you're worried about me. Screw that... Screw you, Sammy.
+ Sam: Dean. Just listen to me. Okay? No matter what happens, we will always be brothers and I will always worry about you.
+ Dean: I'm fine, Sam. Jim frickin' Dandy.
+ Sam: [sighs]
+ btw, that was their conversation in the car.
+ I think I like Metatron. I hope to like him.
- disclaimer: (in case... I dunno. You're new? You don't remember things?) My reviews are not full of rainbows and puppies. I do not like Castiel. And Jared is very pretty.
- doing this was sort of fun.
+ Wet Jensen is pretty much always a good Jensen.
+ Hannah: "Is this hell?" [j/k. That was Buffy] I guess Hanna was alright. *shrug*
+ Whenever Castiel is in episode, and whenever I choose to actually kind of "watch" the episode. I'm always prepared with ALL OF THE LIP BALMS. His (Misha's) lips are so dry looking that I feel the need to apply a tonne of lip balm to my own.
+ Castiel was looking at Sam's phone one day and saw dick pic. It was then that Sam and Dean taught Castiel how to send pictures on his phone.
+ If he hasn't already, $10 says that Jared starts using Botox in the future.
+ Trip the light fantastic? I think hippie boy said that. I'm fairly certain it was a reference to something I did not get.
+ Gross. I do not need to see Castiel and any kind of pornography.
+ HELLO! HI.
+ But still gross.
+ Like, I know you're sort of evil ... and I thought you were dead. But can't you get help elsewhere?
+ I did get that right.
+ "I used most of my juice to get back into porn." I bet it was apple juice.
+ Boytoy? Ugh. More gross.
+ Okay, tbh, I'm not sure I'm all that happy to have Gabriel back. Even if he is dead.
+ "Castiel we need your help." Shup up, Sam. You and Dean do not need Castiel's help.
+ I have no idea what's going on. In this episode and in the show in general.
+ if Jared and Tahmoh didn't make out on set at least once, I am disappointed.
+ "Tonight, I thought I would tell you a little story..." Golly gee. I bet Sam was the bad guy. *eye roll* I AM SO ANGRY and BITTER ABOUT THINGS.
+ But honestly, if they could stop doing close-ups of Misha's lips that'd be really great.
+ "First rule of writer's club. Steal from the best." Hahaha. Oh, god. I feel sorry for any fiction writers who get plagiarized and then given this excuse.
+ "I am not a leader." Well, Castiel. No one ever said that you were. Just that you were the leader. Pay attention!
+ I like that laugh.
+ Oh, God.
+ Jared's got pretty great lips.
+ The villiain, my ass. Precious Castiel could never ever be a villain. He's not done anything wrong.
+ I'm all for Dean torturing people. But I just don't like Jensen's "I'm torturing you" face. :/
+ What if instead of all that, Dean just gave him a lap dance. Got Gadreel hard and then left him to go make out with Sam. That'd be a much better story.
+ No but really. What even is this show about anymore?
+ "If not Castiel dies." ... Oh, if only that were an actual thing.
+ This dialogue is really stilted.
+ Did he just call him Pestiel? Because that's a great name.
+ "You keep an eye on him." Get bent, Castiel.
+ Sam: I'm really worried about you, Dean.
+ Dean: ...
+ Sam: I mean it, Dean.
+ Dean: Shut it, Sam.
+ Sam: You can't just...
+ Dean: NO! You can't just say that we're not brothers anymore and pretend that you're worried about me. Screw that... Screw you, Sammy.
+ Sam: Dean. Just listen to me. Okay? No matter what happens, we will always be brothers and I will always worry about you.
+ Dean: I'm fine, Sam. Jim frickin' Dandy.
+ Sam: [sighs]
+ btw, that was their conversation in the car.
+ I think I like Metatron. I hope to like him.
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Date: 2014-04-16 02:28 am (UTC)Are you me? ;)
+ What if instead of all that, Dean just gave him a lap dance. Got Gadreel hard and then left him to go make out with Sam. That'd be a much better story.
Ohmygod, you don't realize how loud I laughed at this
and how bad I really want it to be true.no subject
Date: 2014-04-16 02:35 am (UTC)Hee! The image of that is pretty great though, right? Like, I think Dean might give a pretty good lap dance. And picturing Gadreel (or well Tahmoh) all turned on is great. But seeing Sam and Dean making out would be the best.
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Date: 2014-04-16 02:46 am (UTC)Not even the fucking writers know. Seriously, I haven't watched an episode since the winter break. They're going out of their way to really villify Sam this year. And make Dean into the fucking victim, when Dean was the one who helped an angel, who turned out to BE A DUDE NOT ON THE LEVEL, possess Sam's body. And lied to Sam over and over about why he was missing time and why he was suddenly getting better after damn near dying in the season premiere. I'm resigned to reading the overviews until the season finale. That I'll actually watch.
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Date: 2014-04-16 03:05 am (UTC)Most of the time the show is just background noise now, very low volume background noise ... but sometimes I do kind of pay attention but seeing as how this episode made no sense to me, I think I might just have to leave it as something that's on while I look at shiny things on my computer. I've said that I'm going to see this fucker through till the very end, and I hope that I do. I just won't know what it's about.
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Date: 2014-04-16 01:01 pm (UTC)agreed!!!
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Date: 2014-04-16 01:21 pm (UTC)no subject
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