The Golden Girls and Sam and Dean

[certainthings]

Sam and Dean have just killed a monster. They're about to leave, going to go find the nearest bar but The Girls insist that they stay for cheesecake.

Dorothy: What the hell was that?
Dean: A Glimick demon. They prey on uh, ...
Blanche: [smiles at Dean and leans in a bit] Yes?
Sam: Older woman.
Dean: I was going to say, women with experience.
Blanche: If it's experience you're looking for, honey. I've got it.
Sophia: She's got more notches on her belt than Wilt Chamberlain.
Dorothy: Mom!
Sophia: They're old enough to be your grandsons.
Rose: Back in St. Olaf, I dated a vampire once.
Sam: You dated a vampire?
Rose: Well, he never wanted to go out during the day and he really liked biting me.
Blanche: Oh, sweetie. I've had plenty of guys like that.
Rose: He also liked drinking blood.
Dorothy: What?!?!


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Comments

[americangrl69.livejournal.com]

That's so funny.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Thank you

[gwendolynmstacy.livejournal.com]

A+

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hee. Thanks.

[cloex-brosluvr.livejournal.com]

Ooh, I think I've seen this episode before. I think the vampire was Spike, right? ;)

You know Blanche would flirt with those two boys until Dean gave in. :D

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hahaha. I don't think it was Spike, just a random no-name vamp.

She would. And I really don't know how I feel about that.

[vunadiwai.livejournal.com]

Hehehehe. Awesome :D

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

:) Thanks

[cherrymmm.livejournal.com]

Hee! Love this!

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

o/ Thanks

[softcake-70.livejournal.com]

*lol* I could see this happen.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hahahahaha.

[sonicbookmark.livejournal.com]

BEST CROSSOVER EVER.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I think so.

[openmydoors.livejournal.com]

I think it's been too long since one of these. Please to be writing more of them. I love your fictional conversations.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Aww, thank you. And yeah. I'd like to write more of them but there's no muse or ideas in my head.