certainthings: (Sam and Dean : hand on thigh)
certainthings ([personal profile] certainthings) wrote2012-03-10 06:49 pm
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The Golden Girls and Sam and Dean

Sam and Dean have just killed a monster. They're about to leave, going to go find the nearest bar but The Girls insist that they stay for cheesecake.

Dorothy: What the hell was that?
Dean: A Glimick demon. They prey on uh, ...
Blanche: [smiles at Dean and leans in a bit] Yes?
Sam: Older woman.
Dean: I was going to say, women with experience.
Blanche: If it's experience you're looking for, honey. I've got it.
Sophia: She's got more notches on her belt than Wilt Chamberlain.
Dorothy: Mom!
Sophia: They're old enough to be your grandsons.
Rose: Back in St. Olaf, I dated a vampire once.
Sam: You dated a vampire?
Rose: Well, he never wanted to go out during the day and he really liked biting me.
Blanche: Oh, sweetie. I've had plenty of guys like that.
Rose: He also liked drinking blood.
Dorothy: What?!?!


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[identity profile] americangrl69.livejournal.com 2012-03-11 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
That's so funny.

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2012-03-11 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2012-03-11 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
Hee. Thanks.

[identity profile] cloex-brosluvr.livejournal.com 2012-03-11 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
Ooh, I think I've seen this episode before. I think the vampire was Spike, right? ;)

You know Blanche would flirt with those two boys until Dean gave in. :D

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2012-03-11 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
Hahaha. I don't think it was Spike, just a random no-name vamp.

She would. And I really don't know how I feel about that.

[identity profile] vunadiwai.livejournal.com 2012-03-11 06:34 am (UTC)(link)
Hehehehe. Awesome :D

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2012-03-11 12:18 pm (UTC)(link)
:) Thanks

[identity profile] cherrymmm.livejournal.com 2012-03-11 04:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee! Love this!

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2012-03-11 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
o/ Thanks

[identity profile] softcake-70.livejournal.com 2012-03-11 09:36 pm (UTC)(link)
*lol* I could see this happen.

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2012-03-11 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Hahahahaha.

[identity profile] sonicbookmark.livejournal.com 2012-03-11 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
BEST CROSSOVER EVER.

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2012-03-11 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
I think so.

[identity profile] openmydoors.livejournal.com 2012-03-14 03:47 pm (UTC)(link)
I think it's been too long since one of these. Please to be writing more of them. I love your fictional conversations.

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2012-03-16 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Aww, thank you. And yeah. I'd like to write more of them but there's no muse or ideas in my head.
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