Shiny Shiny Boys

[certainthings]

Because I know there are people who aren't watching Teen Wolf ...



Dylan and Tyler H. aka Stiles and Derek.

The dorky teenager and the slightly older werewolf.

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Most of the time it's Derek grabbing Stiles and throwing him against or down to any flat surface so he can have his way with him. But every now and then Stiles will boss Derek around and tell him to give him a god damn blow job. "I don't care if we're in a car ... Hell, I don't care if we're in church!" And Derek will snort and make a snarky/sarcastic comment about how he's a huge church goer. Stiles will just roll his eyes and grab Derek's hair and...


They're sweet and adorable and they totally dig one another but they also like it when there are marks left after a good time.

/my canon

Comments

[sonicbookmark.livejournal.com]

I feel so pervy for perving on Dylan O'Brien, but I CAN'T STOP.

I got through all 12 episodes in less than two days, mostly because I skipped all the Scott/Allison scenes. And pretty much every scene that didn't have something to do with Derek or Stiles.

I really, really like them. REALLY ALOT.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

He's 20, so it's all right. No need to feel pervy.

Hahahaha.

They are so epically pretty and amazing and I want to eat them!

[sonicbookmark.livejournal.com]

But that's almost ten years younger than me! And the fact that he's playing a 16 year old doesn't help.

OH, WELL.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Ehhh. He's legal! And then sometimes in situations like this I think of how whatsisface (the 51 year old actor) married that 16 year old and well, all my dirty thoughts / young crushes are never ever that bad. And hey, that marriage is really real life. So yeah.

[sonicbookmark.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah, well, compared to that guy we deserve medals for having the cleanest minds in the world.