E-Reader tutorial || Fuck Everything

[certainthings]

Several readers have told me that they would love to buy my ebooks, but you see, when they read they like to “hold the book in their hands.”

Until recently, I didn’t realize how complicated a problem this actually was.  To remedy it I’ve decided to write a detailed, step-by-step tutorial on how to hold a Kindle or other e-reader in your hands just like a real book.  If you follow these instructions very carefully and concentrate, paying close attention to all the details, I’m almost sure it will solve your problem.

Tutorial here


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Jon Lajoie - Fuck Everything

"Step aside bitches because I give the lowest amount of fuck humanly possible."


/contains a lot of "fuck"

mp3 rip of the video

Comments

[eilan.livejournal.com]

Most excellent tutorial.

Also, I ♥ Jon Lajoie.
I'm just a regular every day normal guy.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

It makes me laugh.

I do too, some of his songs are a little uhm too much but most of them I enjoy a lot.

[rainbow-goddess.livejournal.com]

Those e-reader covers are awesome. I love the tutorial.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

The tutorial amused me so very much.

[popmusicjunkie.livejournal.com]

That video....equal parts stupid and hilarious.
So, I have never heard of this guy. Actual rapper, or comedian?

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Comedian

[popmusicjunkie.livejournal.com]

Oh thank god.

And I am linking that tutorial to pretty much everyone I know.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Good. I don't have an e-reader but it seems pretty useful if you're new at holding things.

[popmusicjunkie.livejournal.com]

I have one and seriously, holding it should be a total no-brainer. Seriously, you PICK IT UP and READ. Kinda simple. But I've had people give me the whole "I'd love to have one, but like holding a book" speech before. So I think they might get a kick out of that link. If anything it will visually guide them through what I have been trying to explain for almost a year.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Best of luck to you

[20shannon.livejournal.com]

I love you :)

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

:beams:

[gwendolynmstacy.livejournal.com]

I know how to hold one but I like pages :P

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I like pages too.


/late comment is late

[gwendolynmstacy.livejournal.com]

Pages are made from trees /nods

/ late comment is ok. i'm struggling to figure out this banner thing for brendan site

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Just a regular type banner or one promoting the new movie?

[gwendolynmstacy.livejournal.com]

New layout type-ish http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v76/majandram/BFOnline.png

He's been mum since asking for my email address. Hope that's not a bad sign

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I like that.

[gwendolynmstacy.livejournal.com]

Me too better than that damn chair that's been there since ''07

I would assume so, did you see these http://www.brendanfehr.com/photos/gallery2embedded.php?g2_itemId=726

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I did see. I like the stalker in the mirror picture

[gwendolynmstacy.livejournal.com]

Hmm IDKW but I'm getting a dorky Gen vibe from that actress fluffing her hair.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I can see that

[gwendolynmstacy.livejournal.com]

it's the glasses, i think

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

She (Genevieve) should wear hers more often

[gwendolynmstacy.livejournal.com]

She should! I'd enjoy them moreso.