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certainthings ([personal profile] certainthings) wrote2011-07-29 11:30 am

E-Reader tutorial || Fuck Everything

Several readers have told me that they would love to buy my ebooks, but you see, when they read they like to “hold the book in their hands.”

Until recently, I didn’t realize how complicated a problem this actually was.  To remedy it I’ve decided to write a detailed, step-by-step tutorial on how to hold a Kindle or other e-reader in your hands just like a real book.  If you follow these instructions very carefully and concentrate, paying close attention to all the details, I’m almost sure it will solve your problem.


Tutorial here


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Jon Lajoie - Fuck Everything



"Step aside bitches because I give the lowest amount of fuck humanly possible."


/contains a lot of "fuck"

mp3 rip of the video

[identity profile] eilan.livejournal.com 2011-07-29 06:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Most excellent tutorial.

Also, I ♥ Jon Lajoie.
I'm just a regular every day normal guy.

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2011-07-29 07:10 pm (UTC)(link)
It makes me laugh.

I do too, some of his songs are a little uhm too much but most of them I enjoy a lot.

[identity profile] rainbow-goddess.livejournal.com 2011-07-29 06:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Those e-reader covers are awesome. I love the tutorial.

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2011-07-29 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
The tutorial amused me so very much.

[identity profile] popmusicjunkie.livejournal.com 2011-07-29 07:23 pm (UTC)(link)
That video....equal parts stupid and hilarious.
So, I have never heard of this guy. Actual rapper, or comedian?

[identity profile] popmusicjunkie.livejournal.com 2011-07-29 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh thank god.

And I am linking that tutorial to pretty much everyone I know.

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2011-07-29 07:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Good. I don't have an e-reader but it seems pretty useful if you're new at holding things.

[identity profile] popmusicjunkie.livejournal.com 2011-07-29 07:31 pm (UTC)(link)
I have one and seriously, holding it should be a total no-brainer. Seriously, you PICK IT UP and READ. Kinda simple. But I've had people give me the whole "I'd love to have one, but like holding a book" speech before. So I think they might get a kick out of that link. If anything it will visually guide them through what I have been trying to explain for almost a year.

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2011-07-29 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Best of luck to you

[identity profile] 20shannon.livejournal.com 2011-07-29 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I love you :)

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2011-07-29 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
:beams:

[identity profile] gwendolynmstacy.livejournal.com 2011-07-29 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
I know how to hold one but I like pages :P

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2011-08-04 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I like pages too.


/late comment is late

[identity profile] gwendolynmstacy.livejournal.com 2011-08-04 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
Pages are made from trees /nods

/ late comment is ok. i'm struggling to figure out this banner thing for brendan site

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2011-08-04 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
Just a regular type banner or one promoting the new movie?

[identity profile] gwendolynmstacy.livejournal.com 2011-08-04 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
New layout type-ish http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v76/majandram/BFOnline.png

He's been mum since asking for my email address. Hope that's not a bad sign

[identity profile] gwendolynmstacy.livejournal.com 2011-08-04 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
Me too better than that damn chair that's been there since ''07

I would assume so, did you see these http://www.brendanfehr.com/photos/gallery2embedded.php?g2_itemId=726

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2011-08-04 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
I did see. I like the stalker in the mirror picture

[identity profile] gwendolynmstacy.livejournal.com 2011-08-04 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
Hmm IDKW but I'm getting a dorky Gen vibe from that actress fluffing her hair.

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2011-08-04 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
She (Genevieve) should wear hers more often

[identity profile] gwendolynmstacy.livejournal.com 2011-08-04 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
She should! I'd enjoy them moreso.