Grandparents || F13
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certainthingsMy grandparents are in their mid 80's. I found out today that on the inside they're secretly 16 year old girls.
They bought Twilight.
They watched Twilight.
They apparently enjoyed Twilight.
My mind might be a bit blown. Obviously, I took the dvd from them because I am curious about the movie. And I did read the book but don't remember much about it.
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Aunt, her fiancee and I pay-per-viewed F13 tonight.
Ugh. I really would like to LIKE this movie but I just don't. I think I'd be a little bit more okay with it if it wasn't for Panabaker's fucking dumbass face. I want to stab things when I see it and in that movie it's in a lot. Which is annoying and difficult because a lot of the time it was near Jared's beautiful hot like burning face.
Okay, obviously Clay is an attractive person and he seemed like a nice guy who was just out looking for his sister. But if you were in the middle of the woods and your cell didn't work would you really volunteer to help a stranger like that? Honestly? Really? C'mon! Would she have gotten in the van if Clay had candy? What if instead of looking for his sister he was looking for his puppy would she have gone then? Is she extremely stupid? The answer to that question is yes.
When Clay and Jenna stop because he needs to change the batteries in his flashlight, they hear someone and they have to HIDE. RIGHT NOW. Uhm. Why? I don't get it. Why wouldn't they assume it was someone from the cabin? Or a cop coming to say, 'You're not supposed to be on this here property, git goin' now, ya hear?' And they could say, 'Sorry. Didn't see any signs.' And then leave? I do not understand why they had to HIDE. NOW.
Not related to the movie but based on a screencap![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
keepaofthecheez posted the other day and also from looking at his hands in the movie it appears that Jared uses his thumbnail as his coke nail. I thought the pinky nail was the common nail used. :p
Why do I dislike Panabaker's face SO MUCH.
Why can't I like this movie? (hint: see above)
They bought Twilight.
They watched Twilight.
They apparently enjoyed Twilight.
My mind might be a bit blown. Obviously, I took the dvd from them because I am curious about the movie. And I did read the book but don't remember much about it.
* * *
Aunt, her fiancee and I pay-per-viewed F13 tonight.
Ugh. I really would like to LIKE this movie but I just don't. I think I'd be a little bit more okay with it if it wasn't for Panabaker's fucking dumbass face. I want to stab things when I see it and in that movie it's in a lot. Which is annoying and difficult because a lot of the time it was near Jared's beautiful hot like burning face.
Okay, obviously Clay is an attractive person and he seemed like a nice guy who was just out looking for his sister. But if you were in the middle of the woods and your cell didn't work would you really volunteer to help a stranger like that? Honestly? Really? C'mon! Would she have gotten in the van if Clay had candy? What if instead of looking for his sister he was looking for his puppy would she have gone then? Is she extremely stupid? The answer to that question is yes.
When Clay and Jenna stop because he needs to change the batteries in his flashlight, they hear someone and they have to HIDE. RIGHT NOW. Uhm. Why? I don't get it. Why wouldn't they assume it was someone from the cabin? Or a cop coming to say, 'You're not supposed to be on this here property, git goin' now, ya hear?' And they could say, 'Sorry. Didn't see any signs.' And then leave? I do not understand why they had to HIDE. NOW.
Not related to the movie but based on a screencap
keepaofthecheez posted the other day and also from looking at his hands in the movie it appears that Jared uses his thumbnail as his coke nail. I thought the pinky nail was the common nail used. :pWhy do I dislike Panabaker's face SO MUCH.
Why can't I like this movie? (hint: see above)
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Date: 2009-06-21 07:00 am (UTC)