Grandparents || F13

[certainthings]

My grandparents are in their mid 80's. I found out today that on the inside they're secretly 16 year old girls.

They bought Twilight.
They watched Twilight.
They apparently enjoyed Twilight.

My mind might be a bit blown. Obviously, I took the dvd from them because I am curious about the movie. And I did read the book but don't remember much about it.

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Aunt, her fiancee and I pay-per-viewed F13 tonight.

Ugh. I really would like to LIKE this movie but I just don't. I think I'd be a little bit more okay with it if it wasn't for Panabaker's fucking dumbass face. I want to stab things when I see it and in that movie it's in a lot. Which is annoying and difficult because a lot of the time it was near Jared's beautiful hot like burning face.

Okay, obviously Clay is an attractive person and he seemed like a nice guy who was just out looking for his sister. But if you were in the middle of the woods and your cell didn't work would you really volunteer to help a stranger like that? Honestly? Really? C'mon! Would she have gotten in the van if Clay had candy? What if instead of looking for his sister he was looking for his puppy would she have gone then? Is she extremely stupid? The answer to that question is yes.

When Clay and Jenna stop because he needs to change the batteries in his flashlight, they hear someone and they have to HIDE. RIGHT NOW. Uhm. Why? I don't get it. Why wouldn't they assume it was someone from the cabin? Or a cop coming to say, 'You're not supposed to be on this here property, git goin' now, ya hear?' And they could say, 'Sorry. Didn't see any signs.' And then leave? I do not understand why they had to HIDE. NOW.

Not related to the movie but based on a screencap keepaofthecheez posted the other day and also from looking at his hands in the movie it appears that Jared uses his thumbnail as his coke nail. I thought the pinky nail was the common nail used. :p

Why do I dislike Panabaker's face SO MUCH.

Why can't I like this movie? (hint: see above)

Comments

[tabularassa.livejournal.com]

Granted. my parents are in their 50's and 60's, but they also enjoyed Twilight. Go figure. LOL

[agt-league.livejournal.com]

LOL, your grandparents are FTW, srs. :p

I dislike Panabaker also. She needs to diaf, the dumb bitch.

[donna-c-punk.livejournal.com]

Panabaker irritated the shit out of me in Sky High.

[notthebigspoon.livejournal.com]

I had the same kind of 'WTF ARE YOU SMOKING?' moment when I found out that my grandparents now watch Family Guy religiously. Only they refer to the show as 'Lois & Peter'.

[gwendolynmstacy.livejournal.com]

My mom only tolerates Twilight cause I kinda like it. But my aunt/stepsis? She's GONE over it like a 13 yr old. She's almost 40 so I sort of found it odd as heck that she wanted and tried to fangirl it with me. She's like my second Momma so I'm creeped out naturally.

I still sort of don't like F13th. I've tried to watch it enough, lord knows I have for both versions, but something still bugs me over it. At least I like MBV more and actually know what I like there, and that movie still makes me glee like a moron on occasion.

[ongiara.livejournal.com]

Haha, I gotta say your grandparents sound like fun people :D

[apey1013.livejournal.com]

Why can't I like this movie? Because it was really, really terrible - and not the fun kind of terrible, either.

[lalita82.livejournal.com]

Your grandparents are kind of adorable.

[karabou.livejournal.com]

it appears that Jared uses his thumbnail as his coke nail.

Whaaaat?

[santacarlagypsy.livejournal.com]

Yeah. After re-watching F13 again after buying it, I've come to the conclusion that I don't really like the movie much at all. In fact, I wanted to beat the shit out of every single character who was not Clay Miller while watching. :(

BUT. Jared looks amazing enough in the movie to make it worth owning and to justify me watching it repeatedly, I have to admit.

[kilynn16.livejournal.com]

Dude, my pastor and his wife are hardcore into Twilight. Like, Pastor's wife is trying to talk my sister into going to a con in Chicago with her. I mean, I like it alright for the lulz, but seriously? WTF?? It transcends demographics, apparently.

[giantlovetingle.livejournal.com]

They bought Twilight.
They watched Twilight.
They apparently enjoyed Twilight.

My mind is also blown. I think I would die a little on the inside if my grandparents watched Twilight. O_o