fictional conversation

[certainthings]

[fc]

Jensen: Hey, Jared? We need to talk.
Jared: Are you pregnant?
Jensen: Yeah, and I don't know who the baby's daddy is.
Jared: Slut.
Jensen: Heh. Uhm, seriously though, I think I'm going to move out. Pretty sure, actually.
Jared: What? Did I do something wrong?
Jensen: [thinking: No, I did. I fell in love with you.] Course not, I just think it'd be for the best.
Jared: Can I do something to change your mind? Laundry for a month? Two? Buy you a puppy?
Jensen: [thinking: Kiss me. Tell me to stay forever.] Dude. I just know how jealous you are of how incredibly goodlooking I am, I don't want to be living with you when you get all bitter about it.
Jared: Ha. Ha. Asshole.
Jensen: I don't want you getting tired of me. I don't want to get tired of you. It's going to be another season together, maybe two. It's not like we won't see each other almost every day.
Jared: And we can talk on the phone again.
Jensen: You're such a girl.
Jared: Whatever, *Jenny*
Jensen: Call me that again and I'm moving out tonight.
Jared: Jenny. Jenny. Hey, Jenny? What's your phone number again? Oh, yeah. 867 - 5309.
Jensen: [thinking: Stop making me want to stay, this is hard enough as it is.] I'm going to my room to pack. Call me a cab in an hour, wouldya?
Jared: I'll find away to make you stay, Jensen.
Jensen: Good luck with that.
Jared: Chinese?
Jensen: ... is going to make me stay?
Jared: I thought we'd order it for dinner, duh.
Jensen: Your call.

Comments

[quidditchkiss.livejournal.com]

It's GREAT. I love your fictional conversations, but I'm just like: D:

Also, how much you wanna bet fandom will blame Danneel for this? lol

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Oh! Well, then thank you. :)

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

:)

I dunno, I'm thinking it might be more "Genevieve's fault" since she's new.

[meltingconfetti.livejournal.com]

Well, yes, I got that part. ;) I just want to know why people are thinking such (bad) thoughts. Did he imply it? Was there one of those 'a friend of a friend of mine heard such and such'? Was Jared cursing Jensen's name behind his back? I'm so confused!

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I don't know if people are thinking bad thoughts, I haven't read much. I know I'm not. I just wanted to be slightly angsty. I'm guessing that did not come across very well.

[gwendolynmstacy.livejournal.com]

It's a good kind...I think.

[meltingconfetti.livejournal.com]

I just didn't know if it was time to bust out the voodoo dolls. ;) I did love the fictional conversation. I'll just focus on that, and all will be well.

[slashgoddess.livejournal.com]

LOL~
i was just emo about the whole moving out thing... *stars are falling! sky is burning! shipper is breaking! omFg!*
anyway~
im good now~

[bubl.livejournal.com]

:( :((((

I know I'm crazy and they're gown ups with girlfriends and stuff but I just want them to stay together.

<3 Your FCs are my favourite.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Heh. Maybe in a week or so.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

All right.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Right?! Don't they realize they're supposed to cater to the fans? Ugh.

Thanks :)

[quarterwhore.livejournal.com]

THIS IS SO WHAT HAPPENED. *TINHAT*
So it's confirmed? Jensen's moving out?! NOES! T.T

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Heh.

I don't actually know what the official report is.

[cookiemonsta.livejournal.com]

It had to happen sometime, didn't it? *cries a little*
Can't they just... stay together? For ever and ever?

Your FC's are awesome, as always.

[snuffkin.livejournal.com]

♥

Chinese is going to make him stay ;_;

[alwaysenduphere.livejournal.com]

cute in a semi-sad way, i think. :|

[deirdre-c.livejournal.com]

Owie. You bring the good *woe*. /o\

[thehighwaywoman.livejournal.com]

Bittersweet; I like it.

[neversince.livejournal.com]

867-5309!!!! FUCK YES.

EXCLAMATION POINTS and bonus BAWW for Kiss me. Tell me to stay forever. Oh JENSEN.

[enablelove.livejournal.com]

*hears heart break*

And then Jared makes Jensen stay *nods*

♥

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

If we get out the duct tape, glue gun and staple gun. Yes.

And thank you :)

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

It couldn't hurt

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

thank you ... I think. :p

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Thank you