Daniel Tosh said...

[certainthings]

Daniel Tosh: 'God made Adam and Eve. Not Adam and Steve.' Do you wanna know the answer between religion and gays, I'll tell you. Look in the bible, look at Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden. We all know who sinned first. C'mon, ladies, do you have to eat everything? I know you were hungry and there was a snake talking to you. Stick to that story, we've bought it this long. It's kind of cute, too. Now, God has to punish us for all mankind. What was woman's punishment? Do you know? Painful childbirth. Menstrual cycles. Man's punishment? We have to deal with women. That's why I get upset when people say 'God hates gays.' God doesn't hate gay people he's just mad because they found a loophole in the system. Wouldn't that upset you? You come up with a great punishment and then they're like, 'You know what? We're just going to bang each other.'

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[annabeth.livejournal.com]

LMAO!

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I thought so.

[imagination55.livejournal.com]

HAHA OH GOD.

Although. Maybe not even mad...just like "ah, DRAT! Why didn't I think of that option?!"

'God hates gays' really is a rubbish 'argument'. If you take Russell Howard's observation that men in Ancient Greece used to just read a lot and bum each other and God created everyone then God really did create gays too. Hee! Some people don't have any brains at all! :p (And clearly men who like other men are far superior, intellectually :D)

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hahah. I was actually thinking of that the other day only I'd forgotten where it come from / who had mentioned it. So, thank you. Wait. When Russell was mentioning that was there someone else who was all, 'Oh? Really? That's what they did ALL day long?' kind of in a 'light sarcastic' / 'you know they did do other things too' kind of way?

[imagination55.livejournal.com]

Heheh. *bows*

Yeah, there was. I think that was Frankie, being all "so you're saying that our entire existence is based upon our ancestors reading a lot and having sex with each other...?" kinda thing lol. A classic MTW moment.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Are there ever going to be more eps of that show?

[imagination55.livejournal.com]

I'm not 100% sure (don't think we've seen a press release yet), but I should imagine so. Its pretty popular. Probably next year sometime.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

*hopes*

[allzugern.livejournal.com]

God doesn't hate gay people he's just mad because they found a loophole in the system.

*dies*

I literally burst out laughing.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Heee.

[bubl.livejournal.com]

Haha! I love Daniel Tosh, he's so weird.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

He is. And kind of adorable too.

[bubl.livejournal.com]

Totally.

[storydivagirl.livejournal.com]

I love Daniel Tosh.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I do also

[morgaine22.livejournal.com]

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Niiiice

[morgaine22.livejournal.com]

Thought you'd like that. :D

RAINBOWWWWWWWWWW

[twofourteen.livejournal.com]

Bahaha. I love Mr. Tosh.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

He's kind of awesome

[coppering.livejournal.com]

God doesn't hate gay people he's just mad because they found a loophole in the system.

ah-haha.

I was just watching THIS video of his yesterday.
Keep telling yourself you did so your shirts would fit better. You did it because you're a whore, you forgot because you're stupid. - Daniel Tosh

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Ahahah. Whenever people talk about Danneel's or Sandy's fake tits, I often think of that quote. That one or the [paraphrased because I don't remember exactly] "She was an A cup and that's gross. Get it fixed girls." quote.

[bigmamag.livejournal.com]

Ahaha, WIN.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

So much!