uhm, what?

[certainthings]

this was part of an email that my aunt sent me -



What? Why? And can he chop his food right before it enters his mouth? But seriously WHY?

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[jeyhawk.livejournal.com]

I'm guessing he never gives blowjobs.

[gwendolynmstacy.livejournal.com]

Well, yes, but then again like someone said above, he's doing the world a real service, as I'm sure no one would want to marry him or anything so that rules out his procreation line.

He's worse than one guy I know, who has his two entire arms tattoo'd. Now see me, I have mine for reasons that are important to me, guy I know did his because he quote, 'just felt like it' enquote.

Which I'm sure guy up there was using that logic, times a thousand. Because I...I don't even have a reasonable explanation or thought as to why someone would do THAT to themselves.

On second thought, I'm also concerned about those that told him it was okay to do that. I also bet you he scares children and puppies. I would be scared. I'm mortified, actually.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I'm a bit mortified and a lot confused

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Haha. Or if he does the recipients like to live on the edge

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Yeah.

[gwendolynmstacy.livejournal.com]

WORD. And you know, he has that stopper on his chin, but I bet you it does not work all the time. HTE HORROR. It's a train wreck, you know you shouldn't look but you can't help it.

[thursdaywench.livejournal.com]

AAAAHH!!!!!
*hides from the holey man*

[fiddleyoumust.livejournal.com]

O_o

That is... interesting.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

*agrees*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Good luck

[buffyaddict13.livejournal.com]

AAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!!!!

O_O

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Yes

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

and scary

[quarterwhore.livejournal.com]

I don't mean to be a party pooper, but could you put it behind a cut? With the cut possibly reading "STUPID SCARY DUDE PUNCTURES NOSE. TWICE. ON PURPOSE. (?)" 'Cause he is just freaky. *shivers*

If only he had as nice of a nose as Jared. I guess we all can't have gorgeous noses, but he shouldn't go drilling more holes in his face.

[laurondo.livejournal.com]

That is scary.

I just noticed, but.. EWWW HIS EARS. D:

[ellel.livejournal.com]

Dude,you're fugly!
Serious,why do people do such things to their faces?I get tattoos and piercings,but HOLES?

[tabularassa.livejournal.com]

Oh hell NAH.

[essene.livejournal.com]

See? Now that's why I'm not having kids. They'll grow up and do that to themselves and I'll have to claim that I don't know them...

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

And then they might be sad about that

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Indeed

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

It doesn't make much sense

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

So very disturbing. They're going to look horrid when he's old, I mean they look horrid now but even more so later.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

is it off your page already? I don't really want to cut.

[bigmamag.livejournal.com]

I'm just wondering why he's using cheap-looking kitchen knives. I mean, if I were batshit insane enough to do this to myself, I would invest in some kick ass knives to put there for photo ops.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

That's actually a really good point.