fictional conversation
Jan. 30th, 2009 10:08 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
certainthings[fc - it's like a sequel or a stand alone]
Jared: Jensen? You wanna go out for dinner tonight?
Jensen: Like we usually do?
Jared: No, like a date.
Jensen: [pretends to think about it for a moment] No.
Jared: What? Why not?
Jensen: I just. No, Jared.
Jared: It's going to be like that, huh?
Jensen: Looks like.
* * *
Jensen: Jared, why do you have my guitar?
Jared: I borrowed it, needed it for a song I'm working on.
Jensen: You're writing a song?
Jared: Going to be a top 40 hit.
Jensen: Let's hear some of it.
Jared: [plucks the strings and sings in a soft voice] Jensen. Jensen. Why won't you go out with me? Answer me this true. I like you and wanna get into your pants.
Jensen: Dude. That's a fucking horrible song.
Jared: Shut up! It's awesome. So, movie tonight?
Jensen: Nah, I've got plans.
Jared: Oh.
* * *
Jared: Jensen, is there a reason you won't go out with me?
Jensen: Maybe?
Jared: I'm going to need more than that.
Jensen: You dated girls in highschool. You were engaged to a girl. You were recently dating a girl. Do you see a pattern? And me? Not so girly.
Jared: Ahh, Jen. Don't sell yourself short, you're plenty girly to me.
Jensen: [glares] Is there a square zero because I think you've just gone past back to square one.
Jared: I was kidding! And I know that I've dated girls before but Jensen, c'mon!
Jensen: C'mon? You're losing points fast, buddy.
Jared: Fine. But I'm not giving up.
* * *
[on the phone]
Chad: Hey, asshole.
Jensen: Uh, this is Jensen ...
Chad: Yeah, I know how to dial a phone. Wanted to speak to you.
Jensen: [groans]
Chad: I hear you're giving Jared a hard time.
Jensen: Jesus Christ.
Chad: He's had a big gay crush on you for like, ever, man.
Jensen: What? But he's never ... He's never shown any interest before.
Chad: Are you really that blind?
* * *
Jensen: Jared? Can we, uh, can we talk a moment?
Jared: [puts down magazine] Of course.
Jensen: Why? Why now?
Jared: Well, Jensen. When the moon is in the seventh house and Jupiter is all aligned with Mars, I think you can see where I'm going with this. It's the dawning of the age of Aquarius and that seems like a good as time as any.
Jensen: Jared!
Jared: Why now what, Jensen?
Jensen: [quietly] Do you want to go out with me?
Jared: Oh. That. Because I don't want to look back 20 years from now and regret not asking you. You're the best thing that's ever happened to me and I know that sounds hella cheesy but it's true. I've never known someone like you and I want to know you better [beat] and so does my dick.
Jensen: Okay.
Jared: Okay? Okay, you'll go out with me?
Jensen: Yeah.
Jared: Jensen? You wanna go out for dinner tonight?
Jensen: Like we usually do?
Jared: No, like a date.
Jensen: [pretends to think about it for a moment] No.
Jared: What? Why not?
Jensen: I just. No, Jared.
Jared: It's going to be like that, huh?
Jensen: Looks like.
* * *
Jensen: Jared, why do you have my guitar?
Jared: I borrowed it, needed it for a song I'm working on.
Jensen: You're writing a song?
Jared: Going to be a top 40 hit.
Jensen: Let's hear some of it.
Jared: [plucks the strings and sings in a soft voice] Jensen. Jensen. Why won't you go out with me? Answer me this true. I like you and wanna get into your pants.
Jensen: Dude. That's a fucking horrible song.
Jared: Shut up! It's awesome. So, movie tonight?
Jensen: Nah, I've got plans.
Jared: Oh.
* * *
Jared: Jensen, is there a reason you won't go out with me?
Jensen: Maybe?
Jared: I'm going to need more than that.
Jensen: You dated girls in highschool. You were engaged to a girl. You were recently dating a girl. Do you see a pattern? And me? Not so girly.
Jared: Ahh, Jen. Don't sell yourself short, you're plenty girly to me.
Jensen: [glares] Is there a square zero because I think you've just gone past back to square one.
Jared: I was kidding! And I know that I've dated girls before but Jensen, c'mon!
Jensen: C'mon? You're losing points fast, buddy.
Jared: Fine. But I'm not giving up.
* * *
[on the phone]
Chad: Hey, asshole.
Jensen: Uh, this is Jensen ...
Chad: Yeah, I know how to dial a phone. Wanted to speak to you.
Jensen: [groans]
Chad: I hear you're giving Jared a hard time.
Jensen: Jesus Christ.
Chad: He's had a big gay crush on you for like, ever, man.
Jensen: What? But he's never ... He's never shown any interest before.
Chad: Are you really that blind?
* * *
Jensen: Jared? Can we, uh, can we talk a moment?
Jared: [puts down magazine] Of course.
Jensen: Why? Why now?
Jared: Well, Jensen. When the moon is in the seventh house and Jupiter is all aligned with Mars, I think you can see where I'm going with this. It's the dawning of the age of Aquarius and that seems like a good as time as any.
Jensen: Jared!
Jared: Why now what, Jensen?
Jensen: [quietly] Do you want to go out with me?
Jared: Oh. That. Because I don't want to look back 20 years from now and regret not asking you. You're the best thing that's ever happened to me and I know that sounds hella cheesy but it's true. I've never known someone like you and I want to know you better [beat] and so does my dick.
Jensen: Okay.
Jared: Okay? Okay, you'll go out with me?
Jensen: Yeah.
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Date: 2009-01-30 06:14 pm (UTC)♥
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Date: 2009-01-30 06:15 pm (UTC)AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA.
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Date: 2009-01-30 06:16 pm (UTC)*snort*
Sweet, cute, it's perfect.
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Date: 2009-01-30 06:23 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-01-30 06:17 pm (UTC)you make me break my semi hiatus hahah
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Date: 2009-01-30 06:23 pm (UTC)hahaha! ♥♥♥
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Date: 2009-01-30 06:53 pm (UTC):B
yeah, that kinda looks like it. Maybe.
There. That's more it.
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Date: 2009-01-30 06:58 pm (UTC)yes, this would REEL Jensen right in.
YAY on the sequel! *smishes*
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Date: 2009-01-30 10:21 pm (UTC)::luffs all over this::
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Date: 2009-01-31 12:29 pm (UTC)I love it.
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Date: 2009-01-31 01:00 pm (UTC)Also I love Chad's interference.
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Date: 2009-02-01 03:35 am (UTC)Jensen: Dude. That's a fucking horrible song.
Best Song Ever. Jensen just has no taste. LOL
and so does my dick. *snorfle* So romantic Jared!
God, I love your fic conversations, smidge :D
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Date: 2009-02-02 05:03 am (UTC)Jensen: Uh, this is Jensen ...
Chad: Yeah, I know how to dial a phone. Wanted to speak to you.
Biggest grin on my face!
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Date: 2009-02-02 06:40 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-02-06 03:48 am (UTC)So where is the songfic engendered by this sure Grammy winner?
or the saga from The Pickup Line For The Ages...
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Date: 2009-02-07 09:38 pm (UTC)I wish I knew the answers to those questions. I really do