certainthings | fictional conversation

[fc - it's like a sequel or a stand alone]

Jared: Jensen? You wanna go out for dinner tonight?
Jensen: Like we usually do?
Jared: No, like a date.
Jensen: [pretends to think about it for a moment] No.
Jared: What? Why not?
Jensen: I just. No, Jared.
Jared: It's going to be like that, huh?
Jensen: Looks like.

* * *

Jensen: Jared, why do you have my guitar?
Jared: I borrowed it, needed it for a song I'm working on.
Jensen: You're writing a song?
Jared: Going to be a top 40 hit.
Jensen: Let's hear some of it.
Jared: [plucks the strings and sings in a soft voice] Jensen. Jensen. Why won't you go out with me? Answer me this true. I like you and wanna get into your pants.
Jensen: Dude. That's a fucking horrible song.
Jared: Shut up! It's awesome. So, movie tonight?
Jensen: Nah, I've got plans.
Jared: Oh.

* * *

Jared: Jensen, is there a reason you won't go out with me?
Jensen: Maybe?
Jared: I'm going to need more than that.
Jensen: You dated girls in highschool. You were engaged to a girl. You were recently dating a girl. Do you see a pattern? And me? Not so girly.
Jared: Ahh, Jen. Don't sell yourself short, you're plenty girly to me.
Jensen: [glares] Is there a square zero because I think you've just gone past back to square one.
Jared: I was kidding! And I know that I've dated girls before but Jensen, c'mon!
Jensen: C'mon? You're losing points fast, buddy.
Jared: Fine. But I'm not giving up.

* * *

[on the phone]
Chad: Hey, asshole.
Jensen: Uh, this is Jensen ...
Chad: Yeah, I know how to dial a phone. Wanted to speak to you.
Jensen: [groans]
Chad: I hear you're giving Jared a hard time.
Jensen: Jesus Christ.
Chad: He's had a big gay crush on you for like, ever, man.
Jensen: What? But he's never ... He's never shown any interest before.
Chad: Are you really that blind?

* * *

Jensen: Jared? Can we, uh, can we talk a moment?
Jared: [puts down magazine] Of course.
Jensen: Why? Why now?
Jared: Well, Jensen. When the moon is in the seventh house and Jupiter is all aligned with Mars, I think you can see where I'm going with this. It's the dawning of the age of Aquarius and that seems like a good as time as any.
Jensen: Jared!
Jared: Why now what, Jensen?
Jensen: [quietly] Do you want to go out with me?
Jared: Oh. That. Because I don't want to look back 20 years from now and regret not asking you. You're the best thing that's ever happened to me and I know that sounds hella cheesy but it's true. I've never known someone like you and I want to know you better [beat] and so does my dick.
Jensen: Okay.
Jared: Okay? Okay, you'll go out with me?
Jensen: Yeah.

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Dude. How is it you can make these hella amusing and snarky AND sweet and schmoopy AT THE SAME TIME?

♥

Dumb luck?

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eviltish.livejournal.com - 2009-01-30 18:18 (UTC) - Expand

certainthings.livejournal.com - 2009-01-30 18:22 (UTC) - Expand

Jensen. Jensen. Why won't you go out with me? Answer me this true. I like you and wanna get into your pants.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA.

S'good song, eh? :p

twofourteen.livejournal.com - 2009-01-30 18:17 (UTC) - Expand

It's the dawning of the age of Aquarius
*snort*

Sweet, cute, it's perfect.

Hee. Thank you

I love you. The end.

you make me break my semi hiatus hahah

Aww, I'm sorry. But thank you.

This is adorable, funny, and schmoopy all in one. :)

Thank you

Well, Jensen. When the moon is in the seventh house and Jupiter is all aligned with Mars, I think you can see where I'm going with this.

hahaha! ♥♥♥

:) Thanks.

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Uhm, I don't know?

♥♥♥♥♥

That was all kinds of bite-your-tongue-from-smiling-so-hard cute. :D

:B

yeah, that kinda looks like it. Maybe.

There. That's more it.

o/ thank you

I've never known someone like you and I want to know you better [beat] and so does my dick.
yes, this would REEL Jensen right in.

YAY on the sequel! *smishes*

\o/ Thanks

these are my favorite <3

Heh. Thank you

ACK. I love it when Chad brings the wisdom!

This makes life worth living and by life I mean checking the internet.

::luffs all over this::

Ahaha. Thanks

I love yenta!Chad.

He's pretty great

you are pure genius!

:) Thank you

BETTER THAN FIC. *nods madly*

Gosh, thank you. But I'm going to have to disagree. Mmhmm.

openmydoors.livejournal.com - 2009-01-31 04:05 (UTC) - Expand

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openmydoors.livejournal.com - 2009-01-31 13:09 (UTC) - Expand

♥ you.

Thanks.

*wishes fictional conversation was based on a true story*

It'd be nice, eh?

I just don't understand how you are able to make these snippets of conversation say SO MUCH!! It's truly amazing :)

I love it.

Wow, gosh. Thanks so much.

Oh, you. You make me smile. <3

Also I love Chad's interference.

♥

Jared: [plucks the strings and sings in a soft voice] Jensen. Jensen. Why won't you go out with me? Answer me this true. I like you and wanna get into your pants.
Jensen: Dude. That's a fucking horrible song.

Best Song Ever. Jensen just has no taste. LOL

and so does my dick. *snorfle* So romantic Jared!

God, I love your fic conversations, smidge :D

Heee. THANK YOU

Chad: Hey, asshole.
Jensen: Uh, this is Jensen ...
Chad: Yeah, I know how to dial a phone. Wanted to speak to you.

Biggest grin on my face!

Heee. :)

Ahh, Smidgy, thou art genius.

So where is the songfic engendered by this sure Grammy winner?

or the saga from The Pickup Line For The Ages...

o/ Thank you.

I wish I knew the answers to those questions. I really do