Jensen Ackles hurts my head

[certainthings]

From the Supernatural magazine -

Ackles recounts, "Just the other night, when I was getting into bed, I picked up the sheet and slid my legs underneath and as I was about to put the sheet back down on my chest, a spider suddenly dropped down from inside the sheet, right next to me on the mattress and I was just like, 'What?' I got it with my hand, put it on the floor, and then stepped on it. I don't like them, but they don't frighten me. If that would have been anybody else I know, it would have been 'WAHHHHHH!' What's amazing is if you think about how many spiders you *don't* see. That's more scary to me than actually seeing one, because if I see one then I know where it is and I can take care of it, but it's all the ones I *don't* see that can kind of mess with my head."

1) Does he sleep with his socks on? Slippers? Shoes?
2) If he has the spider in his hand, why didn't he just flush it down the toilet? Drown it in the sink? Throw it outside?
3) Was he sitting on the edge of the bed and did he put the spider on the floor and then quickly slip on a shoe to kill it?
4) Was he trying to test his reflexes? Did he want to see how fast the spider could scurry?
5) *Everyone* he knows goes "WAHHHHHH!' if they step on a spider? What the hell kind of pansy assed pussies is he hanging out with?
6) What is with the detail of how he gets into bed? Did the person writing the article fluff and embellish the article?
7) Or does Jensen want us to know that He. Does. Not. Sleep. With. The. Blankets. Over. His. Head?
8) He's afraid of the spiders he doesn't see? Is he afraid of other bugs/insects/etc. type things he can't see? Or is he afraid of all critters and creatures he can't see?
9) WTF?!
10) No, seriously. WTF?

Comments

[arabella-hope.livejournal.com]

IT'S REALLY BUGS PART 1374 IS ALL.


...also? I am writing James & The Giant Peach for the Disney thing and this is SOOO fodder for me, so, uh. THANKS :D

[onelittlesleep.livejournal.com]

What the hell kind of pansy assed pussies is he hanging out with?

Chris Kane.

[thursdaywench.livejournal.com]

9+10. all of his stories have a massive WTF factor.
2. cause then he wouldn't be able to see it anymore, and thus trigger his phobia of spiders not seen. dundundun.
5. see Jared Padalecki. LOLz jk

[rudhampaiel.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha. I was cracking up reading this. It kinda reminds me of "I made a Valentine for my girlfriend out of construction paper and crayons and I worked really hard on it."

Oh, Jensen Ackles, I love your crazy self. And the random details you seem to think are necessary to include in your stories.

(I would be one of those WAHHHH people, omg. I cannot deal with spiders. *shudders*)

[enablelove.livejournal.com]

I go WAAAH too hahah

AND JARED SO DOES

Also, sorry about the brain hurting ;)

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hahaha

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

All of them all over the world?

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I think the conclusion definitely is that Jared shrieks when he sees a spider.

#6.

[sarah-p.livejournal.com]

So, I sat at my computer and pulled up LJ, then clicked on this post to comment. I typed with my keyboard, and then A SPIDER JUMPED OUT AT ME, OMG, WAAAH!

...okay, the reporter MUST have embellished that. I don't know--do we think Jensen actually DID detail how he slides his legs in sheets, and then pulls the sheet over him? I feel it's a pretty standard process...

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

He's pretty special.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah. No one likes a spider in the bed but just stepping on one isn't going to make everyone all 'WAHHHHHHH' and if he does mean the spider in the bed, I really don't think that everyone is going to be all 'WAHHHHH' over that. I mean everyone he knows. I realize that some people will be like that but yeah.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Bugs part 1374? I'm missing something.

You are welcome. :)

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Honestly? I have a hard time believing it too but it's fun to think of him shrieking like a girly girl when he sees them.

I do like YOUR thinking about planting spiders in Jensen's bed.

[quiet-rebel.livejournal.com]

11. Your icon?

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

So, he'd rather have smooshed spider guts on his floor and maybe on his bare feet and then they'd get all over his sheets?

Re: #6.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Ahaha. It's as if the spider knew! What he knew, I have no idea but you know, he was on to something.

I really hope the reporter embellished because seriously ... that part is really fucking dumb. Or maybe when Jared gets into bed he dives in head first and Jensen got used to this (I'm not sure why or how, because I don't even mean all of this nonsense in a slashy way and they have separate bedrooms but whatever) and so now whenever bedtime stories for Jensen comes up he has to make sure that people know that he's not some sort of freak?

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

What about my icon?

[thursdaywench.livejournal.com]

well yes. because then he'd know exactly where each part of the spider is. some on his foot, some on the floor, and the rest in his sheets. logic is a fickle being.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I dunno. If my head's still hurting a week from now I'm seeking legal advice! Okay, not really but I can pretend.

I think when the cameras aren't on them, that Jared is definitely more manlier. Maybe only slightly but definitely more. Unless of course everyone else is correct and he shrieks when he sees a spider.

Also, I hope that when Jensen kills spiders he does make ninja noises because that would be fantastic.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha. Maybe he uses spider guts as an exfoliant.

[littlestclouds.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid of the really tiny ones, like ants. Also he's weird.

[thursdaywench.livejournal.com]

sure, keeping his footsies from becoming dry and cracked.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Because they're harder to see? And he really is.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I wonder if Harley and Sadie help him find spiders

[gwendolynmstacy.livejournal.com]

*nod* Either way, it was an appealing thought.

He seems that way, Jared could be the more manlier of them both Unless, everyone is correct like you said and he jumps up and down screaming when he sees a spider (and now I have that image of him jumping up and down screaming from the S3 gag reel in my brain and it's making me crack up).

Me too, it would amuse me and I hope he does the noises like they do in the movies (or if not I picture him doing the ones Dad cause he has a black belt) either way ninja!jensen is .... an interesting concept regardless. *ponders*

Although, I am the shrieking kind of person I'll admit, because I am allergic to bugs, spiders, ect, and bugs with a bazillion legs just gimme the wiggins.