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[certainthings]

Dean: Hey, Sam? Remember how I said that we should go to Hollywood and see if we could bang Lindsay Lohan?
Sam: You just got back from Hell and that's what's on your mind?
Dean: Have you met me? [pause] C'mon, we should totally go on a vacation, dude.
Sam: She's a lesbian, Dean.
Dean: I know!
Sam: ...
Dean: What? You look like a girl, you can butter her up.
Sam: [sighs]


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Comments

[meltingconfetti.livejournal.com]

Boy, that Dean sure is a jerk! But I do like his pretty necklace headband... which begs the obvious question: Just why the hell does he not wear that necklace as a headband? Hmmm. Curioser and curioser.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

It'd look good as a headband. Mmhmm.