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[certainthings]

Dean: Hey, Sam? Remember how I said that we should go to Hollywood and see if we could bang Lindsay Lohan?
Sam: You just got back from Hell and that's what's on your mind?
Dean: Have you met me? [pause] C'mon, we should totally go on a vacation, dude.
Sam: She's a lesbian, Dean.
Dean: I know!
Sam: ...
Dean: What? You look like a girl, you can butter her up.
Sam: [sighs]


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Comments

[fiddleyoumust.livejournal.com]

I think her girlfriend is hot too! So, Dean would definitely try to get in on that.

Also, lol.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I don't think she's hot but I could see Dean trying to get in some Hollywood Lesbian Action.

[fiddleyoumust.livejournal.com]

Well, Dean and two girls is canon. ;) Poar Sammy would have to wait in the car again.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Right, right. I think this plan could work out for all four of them.

[fiddleyoumust.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha. Does that mean you don't think Sam would want in on some Lindsay/Samantha action?

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

No, Sam would be the fourth.

[rustydog.livejournal.com]

Hee! I like that. :)

In the article, I didn't recognize either of the women in the photo as Lindsay Lohan. I assume it's the one on the right, but did she get an appearance transplant when I wasn't looking?

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Uhm, yes? The one with the visible tits.

[rustydog.livejournal.com]

::squints, tilts head:: Well, she does look more like Lindsay Lohan than the other girl. It's not that I don't believe it, I was just surprised I didn't recognize her! I haven't been paying enough attention to pop culture I guess.

They are cute. :)

[giantlovetingle.livejournal.com]

LOLOL

If I was Sam, I'd have said something about Dean's girlish eyelashes and delicate features.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Heh. Sam would maybe eventually make some sort of remark like that.

[meltingconfetti.livejournal.com]

Boy, that Dean sure is a jerk! But I do like his pretty necklace headband... which begs the obvious question: Just why the hell does he not wear that necklace as a headband? Hmmm. Curioser and curioser.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

It'd look good as a headband. Mmhmm.

[fickwalker.livejournal.com]

Bwahahaha... I've never told you this, but I *love* when you do these. Seriously. This is exactly what I needed during this helltastic of days. Thank you.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

:beams: Thank you.

[twofourteen.livejournal.com]

LOL.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

o/

[lalita82.livejournal.com]

haha!! :D

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

:)

[pippilottah.livejournal.com]

Haha, oh Dean.

(she admitted to dating her friend? huh. good for her)

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Apparently, in the link up there.

[heizqu.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha. XD

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

:)

[ellel.livejournal.com]

LOL-oh,Dean!:D
And huh,Lindsay is finally out!

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

:)

That she is.

[quidditchkiss.livejournal.com]

LMAO! Sam totally could, though.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

But not because he looks like a girl!

[gonturan.livejournal.com]

Bwah! Your fictional conversations are the best.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

\o/ Thank you

[merepersiflage.livejournal.com]

You ROCK!

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Heh, thanks

[bubl.livejournal.com]

*g*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

:)