mock the week

[certainthings]

Frankie: Do you know Viagra actually takes half an hour to have any affect? I often find in that time the woman has managed to wriggle free.

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[certainthings.livejournal.com]

It doesn't. :(

I either download it or youtube it or both.

Ahahahahahah. I freaking love how damn inappropriate he is.

[oddegg.livejournal.com]

Yeah! And that little smirk he gives when he's just said something that'll have 80% of the public thinking he's Satan!

On terrorists "'We don't negotiate with terrorists' What the hell?! I say negotiate with them! 'What's Allah offering you lads? 100 virgins? We'll give you 50 slags. Or 2 women from Dundee'"

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I'm really surprised he doesn't get into a heap of trouble for some of things he says or maybe he does but they don't mention it.

I think this might be my favourite ever -

http://smidgy06.livejournal.com/1349397.html

[oddegg.livejournal.com]

Oh sweet jeebus... BOYS! \o/ *hugh does victory arms*

And there's actually a slash site for them?! Must... restrain... self... from... joining...
...I'm already a member of Top Gear slash and I really must try and keep hold of the 5mm or so of tattered dignity I have left.