The Colbert Report

[certainthings]

Colbert: ...Now why did I call your lovely city crappy? A simple mix-up, I actually meant Canton, Kansas. That place is a shithole. You can smell that dump all the way from Topeka. You know what they say about Canton, Kansas? Nothing, nobody talks about it. I would say we should convert it to a landfill but that is insulting to landfills. If Dorothy was from Canton, Kansas she would've wished that the house dropped on her. Hey, that reminds me of a joke, how many Canton, Kansas residents does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they don't use light because they don't want to see where they live. Well, great. I'm glad I cleared that up because I wouldn't want to offend anyone.

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[affectingly.livejournal.com]

Hey Smidge, you need a laugh? I think you need a laugh. Have a look at the comments on this old entry of mine. I found it both hilarious and enlightening. (http://affectingly.livejournal.com/168447.html)

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

*snorts s'more* People, eh? They're so very ... Yeah. I really enjoyed how everyone GOT IT. It's kind of neat how some things change. Not necessarily neat in a good way just in an interesting way.