The Colbert Report

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Colbert: ...Now why did I call your lovely city crappy? A simple mix-up, I actually meant Canton, Kansas. That place is a shithole. You can smell that dump all the way from Topeka. You know what they say about Canton, Kansas? Nothing, nobody talks about it. I would say we should convert it to a landfill but that is insulting to landfills. If Dorothy was from Canton, Kansas she would've wished that the house dropped on her. Hey, that reminds me of a joke, how many Canton, Kansas residents does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they don't use light because they don't want to see where they live. Well, great. I'm glad I cleared that up because I wouldn't want to offend anyone.