McCoy. Mayer. Hotline

[certainthings]

I've never seen that particular picture before (ones like it - but the underwear portion has always been cut off).
eta: Is it photoshopped?

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I'm not sure I could name one John Mayer song (unless one is called "Waiting") but I kind of love the boy. The past couple of nights he's been on TMZ. He's wandering the streets of New York trying to see how famous he is. I've been trying to find video of it online but no such luck. Yet.

John Mayer: Now, we've learned that people don't really know me by my face.

[clip of him leaning against a UPS truck pointing at his face saying, 'Huh, huh' [in a 'Hey, it's me' kind of way] while the UPS guy just looks at him like, 'Who the hell are you?']

John Mayer: Let's see if they know me by my music. He walks down the street clearing his throat a little bit before belting out "Waiting" [just that one word - not the whole song] and then clears his throat again before "Say what you need to say." And then there's more of him walking down the street clearing his throat before singing "Waiting"

John Mayer: It's been proven by TMZ cameras that law enforcement doesn't listen to my music.

John Mayer: You know what's great about Madonna and A-Rod? It's a  huge scandal but finally it's one with some talented people. Reminds me of the 80s, the 80s had some great scandals with some really super excellent people and here we are again, it makes me long for the good old days.

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John Mayer in Two Guys One Cup.  I saw that ages ago but couldn't find it again until last night.

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Because wouldn't it be easier to just phone a hotline instead of having to find a crossroads?

Comments

[icymorning.livejournal.com]

the second half of the McCoy photo looks totally photoshopped.

lol i always thought the whole "burying a box containing personal belongings" thing was a little far-fetched, i'm glad CRD's finally made the move to the third millenium.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Maybe it is. I'm not sure.

It was a big deal in Hell that day. :P

[benitle.livejournal.com]

Re: John Mayer. I'd like to blame that on all the promo shots he does. I saw him in concert very recently and he was awesome. But when he went on stage, he didn't look at all like the guy who's been doing the BlackBerry promos.

*uses appropriate icon*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hmm. Maybe he should wear a mask - of himself but more of what he really looks like. Or something.

[20shannon.livejournal.com]

k once again u have my mind going somewhere else. now if i look at that pic of sandy and the underwear portion is gone..um well that would be a VERY HOTT PIC :)

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hahaha. :)

[apey1013.livejournal.com]

So...would you then have to have phone sex with the demon to seal the deal or just press 1?

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hahaha. I'm not really sure. Maybe it'd depend on what your deal was?

[pippilottah.livejournal.com]

I heart John Mayer. He did a thing on VH1 that was absolutely hilarious. If you happen to find the TMZ thing online, please to be linking :)

I can't tell if that Sandy pic is photoshopped. Does that make me blind? Either way, i like it.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Is the VH1 thing online? And if I find the TMZ thing, I'm a totally share.

I can't tell if it is or not, I just asked because someone said that it looked like it was and yeah.

[pippilottah.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure it is, that's how I got to watch it. It's called "John Mayer has a TV show" or something but I don't have time to look for it right now. I can do it later if you want?

Ah okay.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I would want, please.

[pippilottah.livejournal.com]

Found it. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXUi93hbPq8)
Looking around youtube is so much more fun than doing actual work. 15 minutes till we close!

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hahaha. Thank you. Gosh, that boy is entertaining.

On TMZ last night he was talking to some random guy on the street and blah blah blah the guy had no idea who John was and at the end John said, "I'm James Blunt."

[pippilottah.livejournal.com]

That he is.


hahaha. That really should be online *looks for it at youtube*

[allzugern.livejournal.com]

After having seen the original '2 girls one cup', I was afraid to click on that link. But it was pretty funny. The music! The syrup! Hahaha.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I refuse to see the original. But I love the John version, he should do more videos.

[notthebigspoon.livejournal.com]

It looks photoshopped. I'm not sure if it's faked or not, but it looks photoshopped in that way where they shop out blemishes and makes limbs more slenderer.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah. I'm sure that's been done to it. I think a photographer might get arrested if they submitted an un-airbrushed picture to a magazine. :p

[kilynn16.livejournal.com]

Ever since I saw him on Chapelle's Show, I decided that John Mayer is pretty much awesome. His music's kinda meh for me, though.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'm not sure if I like his music or not. I don't think I hate it or anything but yeah.

[je-suis.livejournal.com]

I don't think it's photoshopped. It could be, but that's one of the pictures by Nick S--- something, I don't know how to spell his name, the guy at Music Video Beauties. He's photo'd her in some pretty skimpy stuff, so I wouldn't put it past him. I've seen the pic before, but I can't remember if I've seen a copy with his MVB logo on it or not.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

That's good to know. Be nice to find the whole batch of them non watermarked and hi-res. :)

[bitterbird.livejournal.com]

she is very very hot *dies*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Oui oui.

[tiffiny.livejournal.com]

I don't know any songs that John Mayer does, but I laughed at him on Chappelle's show. I think I am more interested in his comedy than his music.