McCoy. Mayer. Hotline

[certainthings]

I've never seen that particular picture before (ones like it - but the underwear portion has always been cut off).
eta: Is it photoshopped?

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I'm not sure I could name one John Mayer song (unless one is called "Waiting") but I kind of love the boy. The past couple of nights he's been on TMZ. He's wandering the streets of New York trying to see how famous he is. I've been trying to find video of it online but no such luck. Yet.

John Mayer: Now, we've learned that people don't really know me by my face.

[clip of him leaning against a UPS truck pointing at his face saying, 'Huh, huh' [in a 'Hey, it's me' kind of way] while the UPS guy just looks at him like, 'Who the hell are you?']

John Mayer: Let's see if they know me by my music. He walks down the street clearing his throat a little bit before belting out "Waiting" [just that one word - not the whole song] and then clears his throat again before "Say what you need to say." And then there's more of him walking down the street clearing his throat before singing "Waiting"

John Mayer: It's been proven by TMZ cameras that law enforcement doesn't listen to my music.

John Mayer: You know what's great about Madonna and A-Rod? It's a  huge scandal but finally it's one with some talented people. Reminds me of the 80s, the 80s had some great scandals with some really super excellent people and here we are again, it makes me long for the good old days.

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John Mayer in Two Guys One Cup.  I saw that ages ago but couldn't find it again until last night.

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Because wouldn't it be easier to just phone a hotline instead of having to find a crossroads?

Comments

[icymorning.livejournal.com]

the second half of the McCoy photo looks totally photoshopped.

lol i always thought the whole "burying a box containing personal belongings" thing was a little far-fetched, i'm glad CRD's finally made the move to the third millenium.

[benitle.livejournal.com]

Re: John Mayer. I'd like to blame that on all the promo shots he does. I saw him in concert very recently and he was awesome. But when he went on stage, he didn't look at all like the guy who's been doing the BlackBerry promos.

*uses appropriate icon*

[20shannon.livejournal.com]

k once again u have my mind going somewhere else. now if i look at that pic of sandy and the underwear portion is gone..um well that would be a VERY HOTT PIC :)

[apey1013.livejournal.com]

So...would you then have to have phone sex with the demon to seal the deal or just press 1?

[pippilottah.livejournal.com]

I heart John Mayer. He did a thing on VH1 that was absolutely hilarious. If you happen to find the TMZ thing online, please to be linking :)

I can't tell if that Sandy pic is photoshopped. Does that make me blind? Either way, i like it.

[allzugern.livejournal.com]

After having seen the original '2 girls one cup', I was afraid to click on that link. But it was pretty funny. The music! The syrup! Hahaha.

[notthebigspoon.livejournal.com]

It looks photoshopped. I'm not sure if it's faked or not, but it looks photoshopped in that way where they shop out blemishes and makes limbs more slenderer.

[kilynn16.livejournal.com]

Ever since I saw him on Chapelle's Show, I decided that John Mayer is pretty much awesome. His music's kinda meh for me, though.

[je-suis.livejournal.com]

I don't think it's photoshopped. It could be, but that's one of the pictures by Nick S--- something, I don't know how to spell his name, the guy at Music Video Beauties. He's photo'd her in some pretty skimpy stuff, so I wouldn't put it past him. I've seen the pic before, but I can't remember if I've seen a copy with his MVB logo on it or not.

[bitterbird.livejournal.com]

she is very very hot *dies*

[tiffiny.livejournal.com]

I don't know any songs that John Mayer does, but I laughed at him on Chappelle's show. I think I am more interested in his comedy than his music.