Fictional Fictions

[certainthings]

I ♥ Big Bang \o/

I've adored and loved all the stories I've read so far (all but two of them) and I. Want. More.

But people ... people I don't know are writing GEN and ew, why are they tormenting ME like that? The show is gen, why write it? People should be catering to MY NEEDS and giving me, at the very least, good porny R rated slashy fiction. Dammit.


:p

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[delicatelight.livejournal.com]

But people ... people I don't know are writing GEN and ew, why are they tormenting ME like that?

PEOPLE ARE DOING THAT IN BANDOM AND IT IS HURTING ME. What's the point of writing fic about hot boys if you're not going to slash them? All of these lovely, long fics are being posted and the gen ones make me so sad. Even though I'm still reading them.

Someone even wrote het. I was shocked and appalled.

[faunaana.livejournal.com]

Jeebus - I read that as "a good PONY R rating." I clearly have spent WAY to much time in CAPSLOCK.

I've only gotten a chance to get through The Seahorse and Spin the Light. I STILL have to go comment on them. Hahaha - I was so tired by the time I finished them, I just crawled into bed.

[insaneboingo.livejournal.com]

I agree. Completely.

[tabularassa.livejournal.com]

I need to get my read on fo so:)

[regala-electra.livejournal.com]

Hey I have written R rated gen stories.

Heck, I wrote an R rated story about Dean finding out that someone made a dildo based off of his dick. And then he bought it for Sam.

Good times.

[jeyhawk.livejournal.com]

I don't get it either. Why gen, it's so... pointless. :0P

[sadcypress.livejournal.com]

I've read some of the BB gen and just getting CONFUSED when Sam and Dean aren't jumping each others' bones! I start scrolling down frantically, searching for the sex that JUST ISN'T THERE.

*whimpers*

I don't understand gen.

[santacarlagypsy.livejournal.com]

I love Big Bang, too! ♥ Actually, this is how dorky my love is for Big Bang: A few weeks ago, I went through the post that had all of the story summaries and matched them up with the posting schedule to make up a little calendar of dates of the stories I am most looking forward to reading. (J2 AUs are my most favorite out of everything.) *is a dork*

As for gen fic, here's the numbers for this year's entries if you're curious:

17 SPN gen stories
39 SPN slash stories
1 SPN het story
53 J2 slash stories

[lemmealone.livejournal.com]

D:

LEARN TO LOVE THE GEN.

[uglyduckling-me.livejournal.com]

The only Gen I like to be in fics is Jen.

Gen fics just...it's almost like a squick for me. Like I'll be reading, not paying attention to the summary or whatever and I'll get midway through and it's like my Spidey-Slash sense starts tingling and I get all antsy, looking for the boy sexin'...only to get to the end and there was NONE. And then I'm all sad and feeling unfilled and unsatisfied. :(
But then I read a really porny slash fic and it's all better.

[trillian276709.livejournal.com]

\o/ I was beginning to wonder where I could engage in eloquent banter about Big Bang. :)

[22by7.livejournal.com]

waving the genfic flag over here! (and yeah, i like wincest and het as well :p)

[bitterbird.livejournal.com]

I heart big bang!
but Fire of Fire was so worth reading even if it is porn free *hides*

[allzugern.livejournal.com]

I understand the need for gen even less than the need for SPN het. *shudders*

[pie_andcoffee]

I have decided that your Jared icon needs an earring.

[zsuness.livejournal.com]

wah, damnit. When I read you love Big (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=zGgPeAew_T0) Bang (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=57GPGTOwSPE), I got excited cause there's a Korean pop band called Big Bang which I kinda like. LOLZ I thought you were finally lured to the dark side of Asian fandoms. ;p /totally random and OT

[shades-of-hades.livejournal.com]

DUDE. I feel your pain! annabeth_fics keeps making me read her Gen stories.... with ZERO. SEX. WHY!? Where's the butt-fucking when I want it? :(

(Nevermind all the porn she writes for me because I suck and I whine until she writes it. :P)