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[certainthings]

Part the first

If you've friended me and want me to friend you back, tell me.

Part the second

Hi new friends!

Part the third

If you spoil me for Supernatural, I will beat your mother over the head with a shovel. If you don't have a mother, I'll beat the next closest thing.

A vague disclaimer is nobody's friend.

Part the fourth


o1. No bashing of Danneel or Sandy. Unless it's to factually and in a friendly manner point out that Danneel is a beard.
o2. Because Jensen is gayer than ... something that is really gay.
o3. I believe that Jensen is a bigger douchebag than Chad Michael Murray.
o4. I'm not even sure that I believe that Chad is a douchebag, I mean no more so than any other boy/actor.
o5. I love Jensen Ackles but I mock him a lot. A lot a lot.
o6. Mocking of Jensen is encouraged but not really mean mocking. Unless of course I love you, and then you can say whatever you want. I will not tell you if you're one of the few who's loved enough to say what you want.
o7. Jared's milkshake is better than yours and comes in seven eight different flavours.
o8. I'm not really sure what that means but I'm convinced it's true.
o9. Buffy the Vampire Slayer is, was and will always be the best show that ever showed. Ever.
10. I'm an asshole. I'm evil. I'm a bitch.



And I think that about sums it up for now.

Comments

[sazzlette.livejournal.com]

Jensen invented douche.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hahaha. You know, I think you're right.

[sazzlette.livejournal.com]

Also, if/when Chad is a douche, he does it in a hilarious and wonderful way. Jensen is just douchey in a douchey way.*



*My evidence may or may not be drawn entirely from my Big Bang fic, but I don't think this detracts from the truthiness of it.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

*snorts* That evidence is good enough for me.