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[certainthings]

Part the first

If you've friended me and want me to friend you back, tell me.

Part the second

Hi new friends!

Part the third

If you spoil me for Supernatural, I will beat your mother over the head with a shovel. If you don't have a mother, I'll beat the next closest thing.

A vague disclaimer is nobody's friend.

Part the fourth


o1. No bashing of Danneel or Sandy. Unless it's to factually and in a friendly manner point out that Danneel is a beard.
o2. Because Jensen is gayer than ... something that is really gay.
o3. I believe that Jensen is a bigger douchebag than Chad Michael Murray.
o4. I'm not even sure that I believe that Chad is a douchebag, I mean no more so than any other boy/actor.
o5. I love Jensen Ackles but I mock him a lot. A lot a lot.
o6. Mocking of Jensen is encouraged but not really mean mocking. Unless of course I love you, and then you can say whatever you want. I will not tell you if you're one of the few who's loved enough to say what you want.
o7. Jared's milkshake is better than yours and comes in seven eight different flavours.
o8. I'm not really sure what that means but I'm convinced it's true.
o9. Buffy the Vampire Slayer is, was and will always be the best show that ever showed. Ever.
10. I'm an asshole. I'm evil. I'm a bitch.



And I think that about sums it up for now.

Comments

[cookiemonsta.livejournal.com]

Smidge, how you so awesome?

I APPROVE OF ALL 10 BULLET POINTS.
(Especially #9 - WORD.)

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I wish I knew, I think it has something to do with being an asshole. :p

\o/

[apostrophee.livejournal.com]

But Danneel IS a beard!

::tinhattery pouting ensues::

FRIEND ME!

wait....did I do this wrong?

[sazzlette.livejournal.com]

Jensen invented douche.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

That's what I'm saying. She is a beard.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hahaha. You know, I think you're right.

[enablelove.livejournal.com]

HI!

I'm with you on 3.

No comment on 4 lol

[sazzlette.livejournal.com]

Also, if/when Chad is a douche, he does it in a hilarious and wonderful way. Jensen is just douchey in a douchey way.*



*My evidence may or may not be drawn entirely from my Big Bang fic, but I don't think this detracts from the truthiness of it.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

*snorts* That evidence is good enough for me.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

His doucheyness helps the world go 'round.

[cityphonelines.livejournal.com]

I will love you forever for #3 and #4. But really. However, I beg to disagree with #7; there are 8 official flavors of Jared!shake.

Friending me back is totally up to you, I don't stick around for mutualness, I stick around for the fun and the funny. And because Jensen is gayer than a bag of sugar-coated, strawberry lube flavored rainbows.

[muses-circle.livejournal.com]

o9. Buffy the Vampire Slayer is, was and will always be the best show that ever showed. Ever.

Wordy McWord.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Eight? Really? I wasn't aware of that. *edits post*

Huh, I kinda thought I had you friended. Oops.

Also, there's unicorn sprinkles involved up there, right?

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Sometimes I wish that I enjoyed Supernatural as much as I did Buffy or even like three quarters as much ... but then maybe I don't really want that because then it'd take away from my undying completely biased Buffy love.

[kilynn16.livejournal.com]

Man, I've been mocking Jensen so much recently, I think I may be out of things to mock about him. Lemme see...

JENSEN ACKLES HAS WEBBED FEET AND SMELLS OF RADISHES!

Nope, still got it.

[muses-circle.livejournal.com]

I enjoy SPN about 50% as much as I do Buffy. I mean, even to this day, I watch my Buffy DVDs more than SPN. Maybe it's separation anxiety. Things just haven't been the same with me and my relationship with television since Buffy went off the air.

[cityphonelines.livejournal.com]

It's true. That's how Jensen got fat. 7 days a week and 8 flavors means that once a week Jensen has to have two Jared milkshakes and those calories add up.

Unicorn sprinkles are def involved, there's no way they couldn't be.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha. I don't know if he smells like that but the webbed feet would not surprise me.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I think that I enjoy Supernatural about 50% also. If not, then it's pretty darn close to 50%. I only have a couple of the dvds and I don't watch them so much, but I don't think a day goes by where I don't think about or quote Buffy. And then there are times when I randomly quote lines to myself and still get all !!!!/happy/sad whatever the initial reaction was when I saw it all those years ago. Like Angel saying, "Second best." still fills me with glee and other emotions and just fucking GOD I LOVED THAT FUCKING SHOW SO FUCKING MUCH. Guh.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Ahahahahahaha. Oh, dirty dirty kind of weird images are flashing in mah head.

[muses-circle.livejournal.com]

Yes! I'm the same way! In fact, last night's SPN episode totally reminded me of "Storyteller"! I was thinking about Andrew's intro when Ed and Harry were doing their intro thing! LOL!

Oh Andrew, how do I miss thee! (And have you been reading the Buffy season 8 comics? Dude!)

[20shannon.livejournal.com]

hi please friend me and i totally believe in rules 1,2,and 9. especially 9 still upsset about the show ending.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I haven't been ... I meant to download them but then I didn't and I'm too cheap to buy them.

I too thought of Storyteller. *nods*

[muses-circle.livejournal.com]

They're worth the buy, IMO.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Mayhaps, I'll look into sometime.