meme. tea. sandy.

[certainthings]

tagged by oddlyfamiliar :

1. You've just died. What happens?
The world as you know it ceases to exist. Dragons return, clouds are made of jelly and you're seeing with your ears and hearing with you're eyes. Or, I'm dead. What the fuck do I know?

2. What is your most guilty pleasure?
TMZ.

3. Favorite childhood cartoon?
All of them? I don't know! Uhm. She-Ra? Jem? Gummi Bears?

4. What goes on your hotdog?
Depends, but mostly ketchup.

5. What was the last movie you saw, for pleasure, and would you recommend it?
Lost Signal It's been awhile since I've watched but everyone should see House of Wax.

On balance, are you happy with your life as it is, would you change it a little or change it a lot?
Oh, I'm freaking ecstatic, can't you tell?

7. What's the one possession you USED TO have, but don't any more and wish you did? What happened to it?
My mom ... What? I totally owned her. *shows the paper work*  Uh, Smidge that's just a scrap piece paper you've written 'My mom' on with crayon.  ... Screw you too, buddy. *stomps off*

8. You (as you are now, not a fictionalised you) are an FC in an episode of SPN. What's your role?
The plain chubby friend who rolls her eyes as her tall thin pretty friend flirts with Dean.

9. Name one person for whom you'd definitely take a bullet, and one for whom you definitely wouldn't.
I'd take one for the BFF. And I would not take one for The Queen because as we all know, "That's one saved fucking queen." She certainly doesn't need my help.

10. Worst case scenario?
George W. Bush is the father of your children.

11. What do you consider your greatest accomplishment?
Being a ninja ... Erm,  I mean I don't have one. Har. Har. Har.

12. What's your greatest frustration?
People.

13. For you only, not as a broad political statement: life imprisonment or death sentence?
It would depend on the crime and the person.

14. Jury duty. Ever done it? What was it like? Wanna do it? Thoughts at all?
Haven't. No thank you. "Your honour, he's guilty." "That's the baliff." 

15. You discover you've been drafted into military service (to a country to which you hold a citizenship). What do you do?
Fall down and develop some sort non threatening ailment that allows me to stay home.

16. Which fictional character could you most see yourself marrying?
Stan

17. Describe the flag design of your personal utopia.
Jon Stewart's face.

18. Do you have a motto? If yes which one?
Be the ball.

19. What's in your pocket right now? Conversely, if you have no pocket, what are the three items closest to your right hand, excluding computer hardware?
fox1013.

20. What place most speaks to you?
Light Hope


-- Not tagging people

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I bought Stash Green Tea Sample pack the other day. It comes with 18 tea bags but when I opened it, there was 19 tea bags, because I am special.

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Last night I noticed that Sandy's make up is exactly the same all the time. Exactly exactly. I mean, when she's out and about and not doing a professional photo-shoot. And sure it looks good on her, but I kind of want to pin her down and put other colours on her.

Comments

[annemiek81.livejournal.com]

I so agree about Sandy! she looks good but yea some color would be nice...LOL

Gummi Bears for the win!!

[fromyourashes.livejournal.com]

OH HI! Uh, sorry, totally butting in. I LOVE YOUR ICON. I may snag, if I can. OH, SO PRETTY!!!

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Is she going to be at the Con you're going to? Cos you should attack put make up on her there.

[fromyourashes.livejournal.com]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH I wanna do this.

Which Stan? Eminem's Stan? Cartman's Stan? Stan the Man, the one with the Plan? I MUST KNOW.

JEM. Jem is adventure. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, Jem. Also - was Gummi Bears really a cartoon?

My mom ... What? I totally owned her.

Well. Smidge, I don't do this to you very often. We are both far too hard and serious and stone-wally for me to do this. But...

*hugs and clings and cuddles and loves you*

*does so with cookies and lube*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Stan = YED.

The Gummi Bears (http://youtube.com/watch?v=loUNoy0Qub0)

:) *hugs and clings back*

*does so with cookies and lube*

There is a horrible image that goes with that combination of words. HORRIBLE.

[halfshellvenus.livejournal.com]

"Your honour, he's guilty." "That's the baliff."
Heh heh. :D

17. Describe the flag design of your personal utopia.
Jon Stewart's face.
Somehow, I think that would totally work for me. :D

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

It'd be a darn good flag. Good place to live. Etc.

[apey1013.livejournal.com]

Everyone should see House of Wax. That movie is sheer hilarity.

I like your fictional character because then Sammy can give you his Super Sympathy Boy smile and buy you a drink while asking about the Case of the Week. Your retelling of events would be wonderfully sarcastic and gossipy.

Ooo, marry Stan! You'd be the snarkiest couple ever. Can I come to the wedding?

It is entirely possible that that's the only makeup look Sandy has mastered.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I think I'ma watch House of Wax this weekend. I hope to anyway.

Oh! I like how you've added to my fictional character. Though, I'd hope I'd be able to NOT drool on Sam's shoes.

Would you like to be the flower girl at our wedding?

Ahahaha. Possible, but I hope not because that would just be sad.

[lalita82.livejournal.com]

I've tried to see House of Wax, but just to painfully awful movie for me to watch. :-/


Question #14 answers is hilarious.

I've gotten call for jury duty before but the person always did a plea deal before going trial. It annoying jury duty.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Jury duty really doesn't seem like it'd be a fun thing to do. Unless it was a really neat case and you didn't have to worry about money so you could miss however long from your job.

[thursdaywench.livejournal.com]

maybe she got one of thems surgeries where you just have the makeup permenantly (really can't spell that word >.<) stuck on your face.

also, Gummi Bears? one of the best cartoon EVEAH!


Be the ball.
LMAO!!! nice!

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Oh, I really hope she didn't do that. Cos, ew.

Saturday morning cartoons used to be completely awesome and now? Not so much. It's rather sad.

[gigglingkat]

Every time Sandy glams up her makeup Jared can't take it; they end up in bed for marathon sex; they never make it out the door. That's why you never see it.

IN UR JOURNAL TERRORIZING U WITH HET PORN.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

That could actually be TRU FAX.

Hahaha. You can "terrorize" me with Jared/Sandy porn.

[pippilottah.livejournal.com]

17 sounds pretty freaking awesome.

Sandy wears exactly the same make up most of the time? I honestly hadn't noticed but I will from now on.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

In all of the events that she's been to with Jared and probably some on her own, her eye make up is exactly the same, and I'm not sure why I just noticed it now but yeah.

[delicatelight.livejournal.com]

10. Worst case scenario?
George W. Bush is the father of your children.

That's certainly my worst case scenario.

I may steal this meme. I'm bored.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Steal away.

[ellel.livejournal.com]

12. What's your greatest frustration?
People.
I hear you! *shakes head* Stealing the meme:)

And now that you mention it-her make up does always look the same!I'd love to see her wearing the sexy eyeliner and stronger (maybe red) lipstick,she'd look hot!

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Not red lipstick, no. I don't think anyone can pull that off but yeah, if she's out at night, definitely something darker.

[crackedbuthappy.livejournal.com]

3. Favorite childhood cartoon?
All of them? I don't know! Uhm. She-Ra? Jem? Gummi Bears?
Story of my life. I had all the little She-Ra action figures. Totally went as Jem for Halloween for 5 years straight, complete with the electric pink hair and guitar. I was amazing lol.


I think Sandy probably learned how to apply proper natural make up on a shoot somewhere and duplicates it. A lot of women don't know how to wear color. She probably sticks with what she knows and what won't make her look like a clown or have squintier eyes lol. I like the natural look most of the time though, it's what I subscribe to - I hate looking like I'm wearing buttloads of make up.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I only had a couple She-Ra action figures. Or maybe just the one, and I can't remember the name of the one I had but she was part butterfly, I believe. Mostly, though I wanted to be Frosta.

That does make sense re: the Sandy and make up. But still, she could change it every once in awhile without looking like a clown or 2-bit prostitute.

[sly-fuck.livejournal.com]

"And sure it looks good on her, but I kind of want to pin her down and put other colours on her."

Oh, just admit it. You just want an excuse to pin her down. =P

Also, am bored. Stealing meme. =)

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hahah. Well, yeah. That too.

[openmydoors.livejournal.com]

person A has a fear of balls. Person B is trying to remedy that.

B: *hands A a ball*
A; um?
B: Be the ball.
A: *tries to go into fetal position and therefore be more ball-like*
B: Okay, now imagine I presented you with spaghetti.
A: *imagining*
B: Now EAT the ball.
A: *confused* *bites herself*
B: *facepalm*

XDXD TRUEFAX. HAPPENED FOR REALZ.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Bwahahahaha.

[bitterbird.livejournal.com]

19 tea bags! lucky thing!!

gmmy bears FTW

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I thought so, only the packaging people accidently put in an extra Moroccan (I think I spelled that wrong) Mint one and I'm not really fussy on mint tea.

[quidditchkiss.livejournal.com]

3. GUMMI BEARS! BOUNCING HERE AND THERE AND EVERYWHERE! :D
17. That would be the best flag ever.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

It would be. Jon should start his own country.

[aeroport_art.livejournal.com]

Neeheehee what a fun meme!! I wanna do it. Baa.

And your answers? Oh, Michelle, you are the apple of my eye. I want one of these Jon Stewart flags you're talking about. I'd be such a patriot!!

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

:beams: I'd be really patriotic too if I lived in Stewartonia.

[earlofcardigans.livejournal.com]

"Sandy?"
"Yes Jensen?"
"I just noticed. And don't take this wrong, but your makeup? It's a little blah."
"Blah?" *wide eyes of please don't hurt my feelings*
"Yeah, just. Maybe throw on some smoky eyes. Here, let me just..." *takes makeup and....* "There."
"Wow. I look. Not like a slut. And not like a fifteen year old. Thanks, Jensen!"
"You're so welcome, darling. Now run along to your party so I can fuck your boyfriend."
"What?" *confuzzled sexy face*
"So I can watch Queer As Folk. Good show that."

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

!!!!

THAT CONVERSATION AND THE ACTIONS IN IT NEED TO TAKE PLACE.

And soon.

[coppering.livejournal.com]

You make me laugh. hard. Your utopian flag design is genius.

"8. You (as you are now, not a fictionalised you) are an FC in an episode of SPN. What's your role?
The plain chubby friend who rolls her eyes as her tall thin pretty friend flirts with Dean."

me too

*shakes fist at stupid flirty thin friends*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I don't actually have any TALL flirty friends but I just know that "short/fat/sarcastic/girl" would be my role. If I were into that acting sort of thing.

[isisfrog.livejournal.com]

I think she has permanent cosmetics (http://www.permanentcosmeticsbytheresa.com/).

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Someone else mentioned that and now, I'm sort of wondering if she does. God, I hope not.