meme. tea. sandy.
Mar. 9th, 2008 11:04 amtagged by
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1. You've just died. What happens?
The world as you know it ceases to exist. Dragons return, clouds are made of jelly and you're seeing with your ears and hearing with you're eyes. Or, I'm dead. What the fuck do I know?
2. What is your most guilty pleasure?
TMZ.
3. Favorite childhood cartoon?
All of them? I don't know! Uhm. She-Ra? Jem? Gummi Bears?
4. What goes on your hotdog?
Depends, but mostly ketchup.
5. What was the last movie you saw, for pleasure, and would you recommend it?
Lost Signal It's been awhile since I've watched but everyone should see House of Wax.
On balance, are you happy with your life as it is, would you change it a little or change it a lot?
Oh, I'm freaking ecstatic, can't you tell?
7. What's the one possession you USED TO have, but don't any more and wish you did? What happened to it?
My mom ... What? I totally owned her. *shows the paper work* Uh, Smidge that's just a scrap piece paper you've written 'My mom' on with crayon. ... Screw you too, buddy. *stomps off*
8. You (as you are now, not a fictionalised you) are an FC in an episode of SPN. What's your role?
The plain chubby friend who rolls her eyes as her tall thin pretty friend flirts with Dean.
9. Name one person for whom you'd definitely take a bullet, and one for whom you definitely wouldn't.
I'd take one for the BFF. And I would not take one for The Queen because as we all know, "That's one saved fucking queen." She certainly doesn't need my help.
10. Worst case scenario?
George W. Bush is the father of your children.
11. What do you consider your greatest accomplishment?
Being a ninja ... Erm, I mean I don't have one. Har. Har. Har.
12. What's your greatest frustration?
People.
13. For you only, not as a broad political statement: life imprisonment or death sentence?
It would depend on the crime and the person.
14. Jury duty. Ever done it? What was it like? Wanna do it? Thoughts at all?
Haven't. No thank you. "Your honour, he's guilty." "That's the baliff."
15. You discover you've been drafted into military service (to a country to which you hold a citizenship). What do you do?
Fall down and develop some sort non threatening ailment that allows me to stay home.
16. Which fictional character could you most see yourself marrying?
Stan
17. Describe the flag design of your personal utopia.
Jon Stewart's face.
18. Do you have a motto? If yes which one?
Be the ball.
19. What's in your pocket right now? Conversely, if you have no pocket, what are the three items closest to your right hand, excluding computer hardware?
fox1013.
20. What place most speaks to you?
Light Hope

-- Not tagging people
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I bought Stash Green Tea Sample pack the other day. It comes with 18 tea bags but when I opened it, there was 19 tea bags, because I am special.
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Last night I noticed that Sandy's make up is exactly the same all the time. Exactly exactly. I mean, when she's out and about and not doing a professional photo-shoot. And sure it looks good on her, but I kind of want to pin her down and put other colours on her.
1. You've just died. What happens?
The world as you know it ceases to exist. Dragons return, clouds are made of jelly and you're seeing with your ears and hearing with you're eyes. Or, I'm dead. What the fuck do I know?
2. What is your most guilty pleasure?
TMZ.
3. Favorite childhood cartoon?
All of them? I don't know! Uhm. She-Ra? Jem? Gummi Bears?
4. What goes on your hotdog?
Depends, but mostly ketchup.
5. What was the last movie you saw, for pleasure, and would you recommend it?
On balance, are you happy with your life as it is, would you change it a little or change it a lot?
Oh, I'm freaking ecstatic, can't you tell?
7. What's the one possession you USED TO have, but don't any more and wish you did? What happened to it?
My mom ... What? I totally owned her. *shows the paper work* Uh, Smidge that's just a scrap piece paper you've written 'My mom' on with crayon. ... Screw you too, buddy. *stomps off*
8. You (as you are now, not a fictionalised you) are an FC in an episode of SPN. What's your role?
The plain chubby friend who rolls her eyes as her tall thin pretty friend flirts with Dean.
9. Name one person for whom you'd definitely take a bullet, and one for whom you definitely wouldn't.
I'd take one for the BFF. And I would not take one for The Queen because as we all know, "That's one saved fucking queen." She certainly doesn't need my help.
10. Worst case scenario?
George W. Bush is the father of your children.
11. What do you consider your greatest accomplishment?
Being a ninja ... Erm, I mean I don't have one. Har. Har. Har.
12. What's your greatest frustration?
People.
13. For you only, not as a broad political statement: life imprisonment or death sentence?
It would depend on the crime and the person.
14. Jury duty. Ever done it? What was it like? Wanna do it? Thoughts at all?
Haven't. No thank you. "Your honour, he's guilty." "That's the baliff."
15. You discover you've been drafted into military service (to a country to which you hold a citizenship). What do you do?
Fall down and develop some sort non threatening ailment that allows me to stay home.
16. Which fictional character could you most see yourself marrying?
Stan
17. Describe the flag design of your personal utopia.
Jon Stewart's face.
18. Do you have a motto? If yes which one?
Be the ball.
19. What's in your pocket right now? Conversely, if you have no pocket, what are the three items closest to your right hand, excluding computer hardware?
20. What place most speaks to you?
Light Hope
-- Not tagging people
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I bought Stash Green Tea Sample pack the other day. It comes with 18 tea bags but when I opened it, there was 19 tea bags, because I am special.
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Last night I noticed that Sandy's make up is exactly the same all the time. Exactly exactly. I mean, when she's out and about and not doing a professional photo-shoot. And sure it looks good on her, but I kind of want to pin her down and put other colours on her.
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Date: 2008-03-09 06:09 pm (UTC)Gummi Bears for the win!!
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Date: 2008-03-09 06:14 pm (UTC)Which Stan? Eminem's Stan? Cartman's Stan? Stan the Man, the one with the Plan? I MUST KNOW.
JEM. Jem is adventure. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, Jem. Also - was Gummi Bears really a cartoon?
My mom ... What? I totally owned her.
Well. Smidge, I don't do this to you very often. We are both far too hard and serious and stone-wally for me to do this. But...
*hugs and clings and cuddles and loves you*
*does so with cookies and lube*
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Date: 2008-03-09 06:16 pm (UTC)Heh heh. :D
17. Describe the flag design of your personal utopia.
Jon Stewart's face.
Somehow, I think that would totally work for me. :D
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Date: 2008-03-09 06:59 pm (UTC)I like your fictional character because then Sammy can give you his Super Sympathy Boy smile and buy you a drink while asking about the Case of the Week. Your retelling of events would be wonderfully sarcastic and gossipy.
Ooo, marry Stan! You'd be the snarkiest couple ever. Can I come to the wedding?
It is entirely possible that that's the only makeup look Sandy has mastered.
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Date: 2008-03-09 07:01 pm (UTC)Question #14 answers is hilarious.
I've gotten call for jury duty before but the person always did a plea deal before going trial. It annoying jury duty.
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Date: 2008-03-09 07:25 pm (UTC)also, Gummi Bears? one of the best cartoon EVEAH!
Be the ball.
LMAO!!! nice!
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Date: 2008-03-09 07:32 pm (UTC)IN UR JOURNAL TERRORIZING U WITH HET PORN.
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Date: 2008-03-09 07:32 pm (UTC)Sandy wears exactly the same make up most of the time? I honestly hadn't noticed but I will from now on.
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Date: 2008-03-09 08:01 pm (UTC)George W. Bush is the father of your children.
That's certainly my worst case scenario.
I may steal this meme. I'm bored.
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Date: 2008-03-09 08:17 pm (UTC)People.
I hear you! *shakes head* Stealing the meme:)
And now that you mention it-her make up does always look the same!I'd love to see her wearing the sexy eyeliner and stronger (maybe red) lipstick,she'd look hot!
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Date: 2008-03-09 09:07 pm (UTC)All of them? I don't know! Uhm. She-Ra? Jem? Gummi Bears?
Story of my life. I had all the little She-Ra action figures. Totally went as Jem for Halloween for 5 years straight, complete with the electric pink hair and guitar. I was amazing lol.
I think Sandy probably learned how to apply proper natural make up on a shoot somewhere and duplicates it. A lot of women don't know how to wear color. She probably sticks with what she knows and what won't make her look like a clown or have squintier eyes lol. I like the natural look most of the time though, it's what I subscribe to - I hate looking like I'm wearing buttloads of make up.
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Date: 2008-03-09 09:17 pm (UTC)Oh, just admit it. You just want an excuse to pin her down. =P
Also, am bored. Stealing meme. =)
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Date: 2008-03-09 10:02 pm (UTC)B: *hands A a ball*
A; um?
B: Be the ball.
A: *tries to go into fetal position and therefore be more ball-like*
B: Okay, now imagine I presented you with spaghetti.
A: *imagining*
B: Now EAT the ball.
A: *confused* *bites herself*
B: *facepalm*
XDXD TRUEFAX. HAPPENED FOR REALZ.
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Date: 2008-03-10 01:13 am (UTC)gmmy bears FTW
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Date: 2008-03-10 02:34 am (UTC)17. That would be the best flag ever.
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Date: 2008-03-10 03:05 am (UTC)And your answers? Oh, Michelle, you are the apple of my eye. I want one of these Jon Stewart flags you're talking about. I'd be such a patriot!!
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Date: 2008-03-10 04:28 am (UTC)"Yes Jensen?"
"I just noticed. And don't take this wrong, but your makeup? It's a little blah."
"Blah?" *wide eyes of please don't hurt my feelings*
"Yeah, just. Maybe throw on some smoky eyes. Here, let me just..." *takes makeup and....* "There."
"Wow. I look. Not like a slut. And not like a fifteen year old. Thanks, Jensen!"
"You're so welcome, darling. Now run along to your party so I can fuck your boyfriend."
"What?" *confuzzled sexy face*
"So I can watch Queer As Folk. Good show that."
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Date: 2008-03-10 05:39 am (UTC)"8. You (as you are now, not a fictionalised you) are an FC in an episode of SPN. What's your role?
The plain chubby friend who rolls her eyes as her tall thin pretty friend flirts with Dean."
me too
*shakes fist at stupid flirty thin friends*
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Date: 2008-03-10 03:05 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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