fun with real audio (sorta) and lies
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certainthings[Fictional Conversation]
Jared: You'd play Sam better then me, huh?
Jensen: The internet does say that I'm the better actor.
Jared: The internet is full of 12 year olds who can't spell.
Jensen: Don't forget about the child molesters.
Jared: Right of course. So, in your world 12 year olds and molesters are the show's main watchers?
Jensen: I never said the 12 year olds, you were the one generalizing about the internet - which is where all the molesters hang out. I just meant people in general think I'm the better actor.
Jared: You're an ass.
Jensen: You can't call me names, it's my birthday, it's like rule number two.
Jared: What's rule number one?
Jensen: Birthday blow jobs.
Jared: You'd play Sam better then me, huh?
Jensen: The internet does say that I'm the better actor.
Jared: The internet is full of 12 year olds who can't spell.
Jensen: Don't forget about the child molesters.
Jared: Right of course. So, in your world 12 year olds and molesters are the show's main watchers?
Jensen: I never said the 12 year olds, you were the one generalizing about the internet - which is where all the molesters hang out. I just meant people in general think I'm the better actor.
Jared: You're an ass.
Jensen: You can't call me names, it's my birthday, it's like rule number two.
Jared: What's rule number one?
Jensen: Birthday blow jobs.
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Date: 2008-03-01 06:55 pm (UTC)Jared: I thought you said you weren't much of a celebratory person?
Jensen: Not wanting to go out and get shitfaced and play Dare or even fucking dumber Dare with Mike is not the same thing as wanting you to blow me.
Jared: *eyeroll* How could I resist when you ask so nicely?
Jensen: You love me and you know it.
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Date: 2008-03-01 08:08 pm (UTC)Heee!
Dare with Mike would be fun to watch.