fun with real audio (sorta) and lies
Mar. 1st, 2008 10:28 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
certainthings[Fictional Conversation]
Jared: You'd play Sam better then me, huh?
Jensen: The internet does say that I'm the better actor.
Jared: The internet is full of 12 year olds who can't spell.
Jensen: Don't forget about the child molesters.
Jared: Right of course. So, in your world 12 year olds and molesters are the show's main watchers?
Jensen: I never said the 12 year olds, you were the one generalizing about the internet - which is where all the molesters hang out. I just meant people in general think I'm the better actor.
Jared: You're an ass.
Jensen: You can't call me names, it's my birthday, it's like rule number two.
Jared: What's rule number one?
Jensen: Birthday blow jobs.
Jared: You'd play Sam better then me, huh?
Jensen: The internet does say that I'm the better actor.
Jared: The internet is full of 12 year olds who can't spell.
Jensen: Don't forget about the child molesters.
Jared: Right of course. So, in your world 12 year olds and molesters are the show's main watchers?
Jensen: I never said the 12 year olds, you were the one generalizing about the internet - which is where all the molesters hang out. I just meant people in general think I'm the better actor.
Jared: You're an ass.
Jensen: You can't call me names, it's my birthday, it's like rule number two.
Jared: What's rule number one?
Jensen: Birthday blow jobs.
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Date: 2008-03-01 06:36 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2008-03-01 06:38 pm (UTC)I really enjoy these fictional conversations, they make me smile.
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Date: 2008-03-01 06:48 pm (UTC)Re: I finally have a reason to use this icon!
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Date: 2008-03-01 06:49 pm (UTC)Trufax.
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Date: 2008-03-01 06:55 pm (UTC)Jared: I thought you said you weren't much of a celebratory person?
Jensen: Not wanting to go out and get shitfaced and play Dare or even fucking dumber Dare with Mike is not the same thing as wanting you to blow me.
Jared: *eyeroll* How could I resist when you ask so nicely?
Jensen: You love me and you know it.
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Date: 2008-03-01 07:51 pm (UTC)Oh, now come on Smeckles....
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Date: 2008-03-01 07:56 pm (UTC)Also totally how it happened! then Jared presented some extra lil' suprise for him. *g*
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Date: 2008-03-01 07:59 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2008-03-01 08:11 pm (UTC)Wait. You mean we aren't?
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Date: 2008-03-01 08:22 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2008-03-01 09:48 pm (UTC)birthday blow jobs ftw! and Im so very glad to know Jensen has all the rules memorized
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Date: 2008-03-02 02:05 am (UTC)Question: Nee to find good wallpapers of the boys. Any ideas?
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Date: 2008-03-02 04:35 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2008-03-02 05:59 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2008-03-02 06:41 am (UTC)*GIGGLESNORT*
RULE NUMBER ONE FTW
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