maybe he is fucking matt damon

[certainthings]

[from an old article]

Jared is beste vrienden met Matt Damon en Chad Michael Murray, die in Gilmore Girls zijn rivaal Tristan speelt. Hij is een groot fan van Jennifer Love Hewitt en stond met zwetende hanjes toen hij haarr onlangs voor het eerst ontmoette

I think it's saying that he's best friends with Matt Damon and Chad Michael Murray and would like a handjob from Jennifer Love Hewitt. Which all makes sense ... except for the Matt Damon part. Are they seriously "beste vrienden"? How the heck did I miss that memo?

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[trutdelamode.livejournal.com]

LMAO awesome typo's :P

Love your translation, but the handjob??? Uhm yeah, not quite :p Close though *nods*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Typo's? The dutch part? I just copied as was.

[trutdelamode.livejournal.com]

Yeah, the dutch part :D It surprised me they actually got Gilmore Girls right for a change, they mess up on that one quite often

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

did you see my fictional conversation?

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

really? I haven't even watch the first ep.

[memphis86.livejournal.com]

*headdesk* ahaha, proof that work kinda wipes my slate clean, because I SO DID READ IT. ♥

[pippilottah.livejournal.com]

Hah, yeah I have no life. I always cry when I watch the last few episodes of a show. Doesn't matter what show it is, if I liked it, I can't help but sob because I know this will be the last of it.
I remembered the second to last episode very clearly but there was only one thing from the last episode I could recall and it was some stupid little detail which I found a little weird.

[quidditchkiss.livejournal.com]

How the hell does Jared even know Matt Damon? LOL

[fromyourashes.livejournal.com]

Well, hell. I'D like a handjob from her.

[rl2hb.livejournal.com]

He's a guy. 'nuff said. :-)

[http://users.livejournal.com/misread_/]

... I was so confused to read my language in one of your posts. Wow. That was. Wow.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

:)

plus probably shocking to learn that Jared and Matt Damon are best friends

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Maybe she'll give you one if you say please.

[http://users.livejournal.com/misread_/]

I'm surprised they got all the names right. >>

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I don't know. Maybe he knew a guy in HS whose name is Matt Damon?

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

That is strange.

I have a huge favour. Can I use your password and such for the MU? Please please please. S'okay if you say no.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

They usually don't?

[http://users.livejournal.com/misread_/]

Not reeeally, no. Things like one t where there's supposed to be two, etc. There is a reason why it says just Jared, and not Jared Padalecki. XD

[apey1013.livejournal.com]

I'm officially hiring you to translate all interviews in the future.

Also, WTF Matt Damon? I'm somehow getting the distinct impression that Jared cracked a joke somewhere in the interview and the interviewer didn't quite get it. Which would not surprise me at all.

[americangrl69.livejournal.com]

I didn't even know that he knew Matt. When the hell did that happen?

[bitterbird.livejournal.com]

LMAO I bet. Everyone wants a piece of Matt Damon

[pippilottah.livejournal.com]

Of course, but it won't do you any good. My premium account expired a day or two ago :(

[quidditchkiss.livejournal.com]

Good deduction, Watson. ;)

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I've no idea. My guess is he knew someone in HS with that name or he was lying joking.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hahah. Okay.