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[Fictional Conversation]


Jared: Jen, guess what?
Jensen: I dunno.
Jared: Wow, you suck at guessing.
Jensen: Just tell me.
Jared: I'm fucking Matt Damon.
Jensen: You're fucking Matt Damon?
Jared: I'm fucking Matt Damon.
Jensen: Well, congratulations.

Date: 2008-02-05 04:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] resounding-echo.livejournal.com
I can't quite put my finger on why, but that is the funniest thing I've heard all day.

Date: 2008-02-05 05:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com
Have you seen the video of it? Uh, obviously not Jared and Jensen but yeah. I kind of love it a lot.

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Date: 2008-02-05 05:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] katysam.livejournal.com
lol.

Now I want to know what happened next. Did Jensen walk away muttering, "Why is everyone fucking Matt Damon except me?"?

Date: 2008-02-05 05:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com
Haha. I DUNNO. Perhaps. Sounds like something that he might say or maybe, "Ben'd be better."

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Date: 2008-02-05 05:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alazysod.livejournal.com
WIN WIN WIN

Date: 2008-02-05 05:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com
Haha. Thanks.

Date: 2008-02-05 05:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] goodnight.livejournal.com
AHAHAHAHA WIN.

Date: 2008-02-05 05:03 am (UTC)

Date: 2008-02-05 05:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] regala-electra.livejournal.com
Jared: So you wanna fuck me and Matt Damon?
Jensen: I thought you'd never ask.

Date: 2008-02-05 05:06 am (UTC)

Date: 2008-02-05 05:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] apey1013.livejournal.com
Jared: Don't you care?
Jensen: Not particularly, no.
Jared: Why not?
Jensen: Well, I've got you here now and you're naked an' all so I figure it's a non-issue.

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Date: 2008-02-05 05:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] delicatelight.livejournal.com
*dies laughing*

Date: 2008-02-05 05:24 am (UTC)

Date: 2008-02-05 05:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mistojen.livejournal.com
heeeeee!

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Date: 2008-02-05 05:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oddegg.livejournal.com
ok - I've been internet-less for a few days and I seem to be missing something Damon related here...
...but I've just watched Bourne Ultimatum and I'm finding it hot no, funny no, hot ...funny-hot anyway.

(I've only just seen tattoo!Sam pics as well - shouldn't there be a world wide alert about things like that?)

Date: 2008-02-05 05:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com
Tattoo!Sam? Eh?

And. I'm fucking Matt Damon (http://youtube.com/watch?v=yVI8ULK3uhs)
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Date: 2008-02-05 05:57 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] crooked.livejournal.com
AHAHAHA omg ilu. yes, i'm new. but it still holds true. XD and i can totes picture Matt Damon popping in there to go 'he's fucking Matt Damon :D'.

Date: 2008-02-05 06:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com
I like the rhyme!

Hahaha. Matt Damon would do that.

Date: 2008-02-05 06:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] impala-chick.livejournal.com
Okay so I'm not sure what Just happened, but that's okay becuase Matt Damon is pretty much a hotass.
LMAO.

Jared: Wow, you suck at guessing.
*ROLLS ON FLOOR*

Date: 2008-02-05 06:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yVI8ULK3uhs

o/

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Date: 2008-02-05 06:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] agt-league.livejournal.com
Lmfao, Jensen.

*glomps you for being awesome*

Date: 2008-02-05 06:53 am (UTC)

Date: 2008-02-05 10:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tastylilgifty.livejournal.com
You deserve a very sincere gift of gratitude for owning my day, as far as funny goes.

;) LOVE, as per usual.

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Date: 2008-02-05 10:52 am (UTC)

Date: 2008-02-05 11:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] magikalrhiannon.livejournal.com
BAHAHAHA

He's fucking Matt Damon.

Date: 2008-02-05 03:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com
He's fucking Matt Damon

Date: 2008-02-05 12:46 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] gigglingkat
You know that Sandy sings that song.

Date: 2008-02-05 03:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com
I would love to hear that

Date: 2008-02-05 04:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rl2hb.livejournal.com
hahahaha... I had to go find the video (well, I clicked your link up there) to really get the joke, but this stands on it's own too.

By the way, I wonder if I'm not the only one who had a flashback to "Scotty Doesn't Know" while watching that...

Date: 2008-02-05 04:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com
If I had seen the movie, I probably would've.

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Date: 2008-02-05 06:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] malevolent73.livejournal.com
I hope its on a towel by the door at least.

Date: 2008-02-05 06:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com
Most of the time it's up against the mini bar.

Date: 2008-02-06 12:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] douxquemiel.livejournal.com
FAFJKDASJFOISWFELWAJ'FD'L OMG WIN.

Fucking fabulous. You have their voices down pat and it never ceases to amaze me. You seriously live in their heads, and it's fabulous. Every time you post a conversation, I can see and hear them doing it. I can imagine the conversation. I can see it. It's amazing, really amazing. I can't wait for the next one.

Date: 2008-02-06 04:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com
Oh, my goodness. Thank you. But uhm, I can't really take credit for this one because most of the dialogue is stolen from "I'm Fucking Matt Damon."

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Rab5FU7UnWA

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