certainthings: (Jared and Jensen - day in the life)
certainthings ([personal profile] certainthings) wrote2008-02-04 08:49 pm

I'm pretty sure it had to be done

[Fictional Conversation]


Jared: Jen, guess what?
Jensen: I dunno.
Jared: Wow, you suck at guessing.
Jensen: Just tell me.
Jared: I'm fucking Matt Damon.
Jensen: You're fucking Matt Damon?
Jared: I'm fucking Matt Damon.
Jensen: Well, congratulations.

[identity profile] resounding-echo.livejournal.com 2008-02-05 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
I can't quite put my finger on why, but that is the funniest thing I've heard all day.

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-02-05 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
Have you seen the video of it? Uh, obviously not Jared and Jensen but yeah. I kind of love it a lot.

[identity profile] katysam.livejournal.com 2008-02-05 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
lol.

Now I want to know what happened next. Did Jensen walk away muttering, "Why is everyone fucking Matt Damon except me?"?

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-02-05 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
Haha. I DUNNO. Perhaps. Sounds like something that he might say or maybe, "Ben'd be better."

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[identity profile] alazysod.livejournal.com 2008-02-05 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
WIN WIN WIN

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-02-05 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
Haha. Thanks.

[identity profile] goodnight.livejournal.com 2008-02-05 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
AHAHAHAHA WIN.

[identity profile] regala-electra.livejournal.com 2008-02-05 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
Jared: So you wanna fuck me and Matt Damon?
Jensen: I thought you'd never ask.

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-02-05 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
Haha. YIS

[identity profile] apey1013.livejournal.com 2008-02-05 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
Jared: Don't you care?
Jensen: Not particularly, no.
Jared: Why not?
Jensen: Well, I've got you here now and you're naked an' all so I figure it's a non-issue.

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[identity profile] delicatelight.livejournal.com 2008-02-05 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
*dies laughing*

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[identity profile] oddegg.livejournal.com 2008-02-05 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
ok - I've been internet-less for a few days and I seem to be missing something Damon related here...
...but I've just watched Bourne Ultimatum and I'm finding it hot no, funny no, hot ...funny-hot anyway.

(I've only just seen tattoo!Sam pics as well - shouldn't there be a world wide alert about things like that?)

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-02-05 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
Tattoo!Sam? Eh?

And. I'm fucking Matt Damon (http://youtube.com/watch?v=yVI8ULK3uhs)
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[identity profile] crooked.livejournal.com 2008-02-05 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
AHAHAHA omg ilu. yes, i'm new. but it still holds true. XD and i can totes picture Matt Damon popping in there to go 'he's fucking Matt Damon :D'.

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-02-05 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
I like the rhyme!

Hahaha. Matt Damon would do that.

[identity profile] impala-chick.livejournal.com 2008-02-05 06:28 am (UTC)(link)
Okay so I'm not sure what Just happened, but that's okay becuase Matt Damon is pretty much a hotass.
LMAO.

Jared: Wow, you suck at guessing.
*ROLLS ON FLOOR*

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-02-05 06:37 am (UTC)(link)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yVI8ULK3uhs

o/

[identity profile] agt-league.livejournal.com 2008-02-05 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
Lmfao, Jensen.

*glomps you for being awesome*

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-02-05 06:53 am (UTC)(link)
woot

[identity profile] tastylilgifty.livejournal.com 2008-02-05 10:17 am (UTC)(link)
You deserve a very sincere gift of gratitude for owning my day, as far as funny goes.

;) LOVE, as per usual.

[identity profile] pippilottah.livejournal.com 2008-02-05 10:52 am (UTC)(link)
Hahaha :D

[identity profile] magikalrhiannon.livejournal.com 2008-02-05 11:48 am (UTC)(link)
BAHAHAHA

He's fucking Matt Damon.

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-02-05 03:39 pm (UTC)(link)
He's fucking Matt Damon
gigglingkat: sing for the laughter, sing for the tears (objectify 3)

[personal profile] gigglingkat 2008-02-05 12:46 pm (UTC)(link)
You know that Sandy sings that song.

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-02-05 03:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I would love to hear that

[identity profile] rl2hb.livejournal.com 2008-02-05 04:07 pm (UTC)(link)
hahahaha... I had to go find the video (well, I clicked your link up there) to really get the joke, but this stands on it's own too.

By the way, I wonder if I'm not the only one who had a flashback to "Scotty Doesn't Know" while watching that...

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-02-05 04:10 pm (UTC)(link)
If I had seen the movie, I probably would've.

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[identity profile] malevolent73.livejournal.com 2008-02-05 06:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I hope its on a towel by the door at least.

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-02-05 06:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Most of the time it's up against the mini bar.

[identity profile] douxquemiel.livejournal.com 2008-02-06 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
FAFJKDASJFOISWFELWAJ'FD'L OMG WIN.

Fucking fabulous. You have their voices down pat and it never ceases to amaze me. You seriously live in their heads, and it's fabulous. Every time you post a conversation, I can see and hear them doing it. I can imagine the conversation. I can see it. It's amazing, really amazing. I can't wait for the next one.

[identity profile] certainthings.livejournal.com 2008-02-06 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, my goodness. Thank you. But uhm, I can't really take credit for this one because most of the dialogue is stolen from "I'm Fucking Matt Damon."

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Rab5FU7UnWA

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