Because Jared's a nice guy

[certainthings]

[Fictional Conversation - on the phone]

Jared: You going to Australia, man?

Jensen: Yeah, why? Wanna come?

Jared: Like to, but I can't. I just wanted to give you some uh, points.

Jensen: Points?

Jared: Tips. Whatever. Just shut up and listen. Don't drink Fosters - the commercials lie - Australians hate that shit.

Jensen: Okay ...

Jared: But they love it when you ask if they have kangaroos and koalas in their back yard.

Jensen: I'm not an idiot, Jared.

Jared: Keep telling yourself that, dude. And last tip. Use the word root a lot.

Jensen: Root?

Jared: Yeah, like, 'I'm going to root for the home team.'

Jensen: Uh, okay?

Jared: So you'll call when you get back?

Jensen: Might even call before I get back.

Jared: Such a girl, Jen.

Jensen: I'm hanging up.

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[rl2hb.livejournal.com]

I can only imagine some of the things Jensen will say when he gets back such as...

Jensen: "Hey, lets chuck a sickie because I cracked a fat and want to have a naughty in the nuddy with you."
Jared: "What?"
Jensen: "Yeah, and you can put your doodle in my freckle, then we can go to Maccas."
Jared: "What?"

Clearly, I know all about Australia and used these all correctly. Yup, I did...

[rl2hb.livejournal.com]

Well, all right then. Clearly I did something right. Thanks Google!

Also, breathe. :-)

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hahah. Yeah, I don't think I understood any of that.

[rl2hb.livejournal.com]

from http://www.koalanet.com.au/australian-slang.html
Chuck a sickie : take the day off sick from work when you're perfectly healthy
Crack a fat : get an erection
Naughty, have a : have sex
Nuddy, in the : naked
Doodle : penis
Freckle : anus
Maccas (pron. "mackers") : McDonald's (the hamburger place)

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Thank you