Because Jared's a nice guy
Jan. 24th, 2008 08:13 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
certainthings[Fictional Conversation - on the phone]
Jared: You going to Australia, man?
Jensen: Yeah, why? Wanna come?
Jared: Like to, but I can't. I just wanted to give you some uh, points.
Jensen: Points?
Jared: Tips. Whatever. Just shut up and listen. Don't drink Fosters - the commercials lie - Australians hate that shit.
Jensen: Okay ...
Jared: But they love it when you ask if they have kangaroos and koalas in their back yard.
Jensen: I'm not an idiot, Jared.
Jared: Keep telling yourself that, dude. And last tip. Use the word root a lot.
Jensen: Root?
Jared: Yeah, like, 'I'm going to root for the home team.'
Jensen: Uh, okay?
Jared: So you'll call when you get back?
Jensen: Might even call before I get back.
Jared: Such a girl, Jen.
Jensen: I'm hanging up.
Jared: You going to Australia, man?
Jensen: Yeah, why? Wanna come?
Jared: Like to, but I can't. I just wanted to give you some uh, points.
Jensen: Points?
Jared: Tips. Whatever. Just shut up and listen. Don't drink Fosters - the commercials lie - Australians hate that shit.
Jensen: Okay ...
Jared: But they love it when you ask if they have kangaroos and koalas in their back yard.
Jensen: I'm not an idiot, Jared.
Jared: Keep telling yourself that, dude. And last tip. Use the word root a lot.
Jensen: Root?
Jared: Yeah, like, 'I'm going to root for the home team.'
Jensen: Uh, okay?
Jared: So you'll call when you get back?
Jensen: Might even call before I get back.
Jared: Such a girl, Jen.
Jensen: I'm hanging up.
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Date: 2008-01-24 08:00 pm (UTC)Also, breathe. :-)