grr. guilt. fudge

[certainthings]

- His. Name. Is. DEAN [Winchester]. Maybe sometimes Dean, but only rarely. The occasional PookyWookyBear. But never ever fucking "De". Grr. Argh.

- small cut. wasn't reading your journal. you weren't updating.

- *ignores feelings of guilt*

- *goes to make fudge*

Comments

[r-a-l-i-g-h.livejournal.com]

If you cut me, I will cut you!

With a knife!

(And I have one, I have a very nice new, shiny, extra-sharp Exacto knife bought last week.

It's like a scalpel! For crafts.

[r-a-l-i-g-h.livejournal.com]

I just updated! - And it was only less than ten days anyway! I've gone way longer than that!

[r-a-l-i-g-h.livejournal.com]

Fudge always helps feelings of guilt ... until AFTER you've eaten it and then you have extra, fudge-induced guilt as well.

But it helps for a while.

[r-a-l-i-g-h.livejournal.com]

And why on EARTH does your journal tell me it's 2:57 am? Are you in London suddonly?

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I do not know what is up with the time zone on my lj. But if you want I can pretend I'm in London.

[r-a-l-i-g-h.livejournal.com]

Top o' the mornin', guv'nor, wot, wot?

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

*snorts*

[r-a-l-i-g-h.livejournal.com]

I do good pseudo-Britspeak

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

It has helped a little.

[r-a-l-i-g-h.livejournal.com]

(Dreamy sigh) FUDGE! - But no! Trying to lose weight! LOSE WEIGHT! Eating too much already (cold weather tends to make me do that)

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

*gives you a small piece*

[r-a-l-i-g-h.livejournal.com]

I ate an entire bar of Carbury chocolate today.

It was in my stocking.

(Remember, we are doing 12-Days-of-Christmas Secret Santa Stocking gifts)

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Mmmmchocolate

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well some of you are stuck with me.

[r-a-l-i-g-h.livejournal.com]

*relaxes into stuck-iness*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

It's a good place to be unless, you know. You don't want to be stuck.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I would never cut you. Ever ever.

*admires your knife*

[r-a-l-i-g-h.livejournal.com]

I would never cut you. Ever ever.
YAY!

*is appeased*

*admires your knife*
I got it at Hobby Lobby, believe it or not. The blade may be small, but it's SHARP. That thing will cut GLASS!

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I don't know Hobby Lobby.

Do you find yourself cutting glass a lot?

[r-a-l-i-g-h.livejournal.com]

Do you find yourself cutting glass a lot?
Well, no. But this is so sharp it will cut glass EVEN WHEN YOU"RE NOT TRYING TO!

And, typically, the blades of glasscutters are made from diamond, which is the HARDEST MATERIAL IN THE WORLD!

So, pretty sharp, is all I'm saying.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

S'pretty hard.