oh. okay then
Sep. 6th, 2013 06:41 pmwent to wal mart and bought a few things.
a package of lighters goes across the scanners. a message pops up on the uh ... thingy (i should learn words) asking if the customer is 16 or older. okay, fine.
and then, erm. the one direction book where we are goes across the scanner and a message comes up asking if the customer is 17 or older.
really? no but like, seriously?
you have to be at least 16 to light things on fire. and then at least 17 to read about a boy band?
a package of lighters goes across the scanners. a message pops up on the uh ... thingy (i should learn words) asking if the customer is 16 or older. okay, fine.
and then, erm. the one direction book where we are goes across the scanner and a message comes up asking if the customer is 17 or older.
really? no but like, seriously?
you have to be at least 16 to light things on fire. and then at least 17 to read about a boy band?
this is us
Aug. 30th, 2013 08:03 pmwent to see this is us today. (the one direction movie)
it was a lot better than i thought it was going to be.
while i love one direction, i can't really watch interviews with them because well. second hand embarrassment.
and i was afraid that the movie was going to be kind of a giant interview. plus, i don't really enjoy screaming fans. and i was afraid there'd be a lot of that.
but. it was all right.
and quite funny. because they're all idiots.
beautiful, wonderful, you can't possibly be real... idiots.
( one actual spoiler? )
it was a lot better than i thought it was going to be.
while i love one direction, i can't really watch interviews with them because well. second hand embarrassment.
and i was afraid that the movie was going to be kind of a giant interview. plus, i don't really enjoy screaming fans. and i was afraid there'd be a lot of that.
but. it was all right.
and quite funny. because they're all idiots.
beautiful, wonderful, you can't possibly be real... idiots.
( one actual spoiler? )
well, I guess it was about time
Nov. 24th, 2012 02:28 pm[out shopping with the aunt today]
Aunt: What did you buy at Claire's?
Me: Uhm... Stuff?
Aunt: You're going to have to tell me sometime.
Me: I uh, I've become a teenage fangirl.
Aunt: A teenage fangirl? Of?
Me: ...
Aunt: Justin Bieber?!
Me: Oh, god no!
Aunt: One Direction?
Me: [nods]
Aunt: Wait, until I tell Kaitlyn.*
Me: She already knows.
*Kaitlyn's the little girl I used to look after, who is now a teenager
Aunt: What did you buy at Claire's?
Me: Uhm... Stuff?
Aunt: You're going to have to tell me sometime.
Me: I uh, I've become a teenage fangirl.
Aunt: A teenage fangirl? Of?
Me: ...
Aunt: Justin Bieber?!
Me: Oh, god no!
Aunt: One Direction?
Me: [nods]
Aunt: Wait, until I tell Kaitlyn.*
Me: She already knows.
*Kaitlyn's the little girl I used to look after, who is now a teenager

Why even bother with pants?
*lowers voice* tbh, part of me is hoping that they (or someone) starts wearing the pants backwards so that we can bring back the whole shit-catcher Kriss Kross look because that look was awesome! (ps. no it wasn't) and I'd laugh really hard if that came back into style.

and that just looks like good fun
I love you, One Direction. But ...
Jul. 18th, 2012 09:16 pm"You're telling me the fact that I don't know I'm beautiful makes me beautiful and you want me to see what you see. You want me to see that I am beautiful but you just told me that the fact that I don't see that I'm beautiful makes me beautiful. So, once I see that I'm beautiful, you ain't going to think I'm beautiful no more? The fuck? Really bitch? You are setting me up for failure."
overexposed: one direction
There's a One Direction voice meme going around. But. Well, no one needs to hear me talk. However, I'd still sort of like to do it. Because sheep. So. *shrugs* I'm just going to write out my answers. And you can read it in the voice / accent of your choice.
I'll put it under a cut. ( This cut. )
I'll put it under a cut. ( This cut. )