certainthings: (happily married)
I mean if you haven't already.


A Series of Unfortunate Events

Jensen is 32, single and pregnant! Yes, pregnant. Jared is 24 and a plumber.

It could be really fun bad porn, but it's not. OR IS IT? ... No. It's not. It's such a cute lovely and wonderful story, with some sexy times.

Go! Go read it. RIGHT NOW.

ps. for some reason the author disclaims "none of this is true" when clearly, it's based on all the true facts!

ALL OF THEM. MPREG FTW!

amazing

Sep. 27th, 2014 10:54 am
certainthings: (happily married)
Have you read the Jared (and Jensen) Choose Your Own Porn Story? You should probably really like it, it's amazing. I'm stil reading it, I'm not sure that it ever ends and I'm very okay with that.

Jared Padalecki and the Kinky College Adventure- A Choose Your Porn Story

Summary:
Jared needs to find a way to pay for college and survive the antics of his room mate Misha. Jensen is a film director in town doing a favor for a friend. Fate must have something special in mind, because no matter what choices Jared makes, they almost always lead him to Jensen.

Go read. And remember the adventure porn is yours!
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I pretty much spent the day reading Jared/Jensen fiction. Tbh, it was a pretty great way to spend the day.

I strongly feel that you should read this: when you touch me i die. Porn AU. "Jensen’s never bottomed – in the studio or his bed – but there’s a first time for everything."
certainthings: (Default)
if you haven't read this jared/jensen fic - designs on you, you probably should. jared is dildo and jensen is friends with chad.
certainthings: (Harry)
perhaps you like jared/jensen stories. maybe you're out walking the dog or even doing a bit of grocery shopping and your mind starts to wander. and you think to yourself, 'huh. i wonder how others would imagine dragons having sex... hey! what if jared and jensen were dragons and THEY had sex. manalive, that'd be great.'

if any of these thoughts have ever been in your head, you should probably read building sandcastles.

storytime

Sep. 13th, 2013 05:52 pm
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you should all probably go read this. http://homo-pink.livejournal.com/38953.html

title: Stiffness in the Bones
summary: Jared likes the strip club, and he likes one dancer in particular, and he especially likes all the sex they have together. Too bad the guy's an asshole.

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