guys! john wick is so fucking amazing. like, a lot. or well, if you like those sorts of movies.
"I heard you struck my son."
"Yes, sir, I did."
"And may I ask, why?"
"Yeah, well because he stole John Wick's car, sir and killed his dog."
"Oh."
and then it begins...
+warning for the murder of a dog, but many much revenge and justice is gotten.
"I heard you struck my son."
"Yes, sir, I did."
"And may I ask, why?"
"Yeah, well because he stole John Wick's car, sir and killed his dog."
"Oh."
and then it begins...
+warning for the murder of a dog, but many much revenge and justice is gotten.
where does your hair end up?
Jan. 10th, 2015 11:08 amI shed a lot. I'm often surprised that I am not bald, especially with the amount of hair that I lose when I wash it.
Often, after doing laundry and I'm putting the clothes away, I notice a lot of my hair on my socks. Socks, that have (obviously) been washed and dried, most often with a dryer sheet. I just don't really understand why all the hair ends up on my socks.
Hmm.
Often, after doing laundry and I'm putting the clothes away, I notice a lot of my hair on my socks. Socks, that have (obviously) been washed and dried, most often with a dryer sheet. I just don't really understand why all the hair ends up on my socks.
Hmm.
never not funny
Jan. 3rd, 2015 07:01 pmsometimes I like to uh, "borrow" things I see on tumblr and post them here. sometimes (most of the time) I'm not too sure on who the OP is. I apologize for that.
right then. this quote is always funny.
"Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective"
right then. this quote is always funny.
"Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective"
... New Year!
Jan. 1st, 2015 10:00 am[insert lame noise maker sound]
it's a couple of days before the first that I'm typing this. and for at least a week, probably longer I've already been thinking on all the new year's resolutions that I want to try again and will most likely break again. you know. your basic: eat better, lose weight, be kind, stop murdering so many people, etc.
also, read a fucking book. jesus. some people (much better than I people) set goals of like 50 books or more a year and a few years ago, I could probably do that but now, it's... okay, I could read a book OR I could read this fanfic that I've already read three times.
and I'd like to take to take more pictures for instagram but like, I rarely leave the house (other than to work and do errand runs) and when I do, I feel like a knob (nob?) getting out my phone to take a picture. so. I'm thinking maybe #365days #cat and just take a random picture of the cat in the house.
I'm sure there are other resolutions and such. but can I remember them? nah.
it's a couple of days before the first that I'm typing this. and for at least a week, probably longer I've already been thinking on all the new year's resolutions that I want to try again and will most likely break again. you know. your basic: eat better, lose weight, be kind, stop murdering so many people, etc.
also, read a fucking book. jesus. some people (much better than I people) set goals of like 50 books or more a year and a few years ago, I could probably do that but now, it's... okay, I could read a book OR I could read this fanfic that I've already read three times.
and I'd like to take to take more pictures for instagram but like, I rarely leave the house (other than to work and do errand runs) and when I do, I feel like a knob (nob?) getting out my phone to take a picture. so. I'm thinking maybe #365days #cat and just take a random picture of the cat in the house.
I'm sure there are other resolutions and such. but can I remember them? nah.
Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: New Year's Eve (Web Exclusive)
New Year's Eve is the worst. John Oliver has some great excuses for getting out of it.
New Year's Eve is the worst. John Oliver has some great excuses for getting out of it.
nice dick, sweetheart
Dec. 30th, 2014 11:30 amI like reading Bathroom Reader books because they are filled with fun facts and, you know where exactly where you are meant to read them. With other books, you're never quite sure where you're meant to read it.
Right. I recently read this fun fact! *gestures*
- In medieval England, wealthy gentlemen often wore clothing that left their genitals exposed. They wore short-fitting tunics with no pants. (If the genitals didn't hang low enough, padded, flesh-coated prosthestics called briquettes would be used.)
Right. I recently read this fun fact! *gestures*
- In medieval England, wealthy gentlemen often wore clothing that left their genitals exposed. They wore short-fitting tunics with no pants. (If the genitals didn't hang low enough, padded, flesh-coated prosthestics called briquettes would be used.)
dry is the new ... not dry
Dec. 29th, 2014 06:04 pmafter a very long time complaining about dry hands, i finally splurged. i bought myself some crabtree & evelyn hand cream. it's so fancy. so expensive (like, I know there's more expensive but) and wow! what average hand cream! so excited. so so excited to keep using it... bah. i'm glad i got mine on sale for $16 because uhm, no. like, maybe if i didn't have to wash my hands 754 thousand times a day because of work and the bathroom usage it might work, maybe. i've mostly been using it at night before bed, and still. my hands are a desert.
what i like that is affordable are herbacin kamille and glysomed both can be found at wal mart.
what i like that is affordable are herbacin kamille and glysomed both can be found at wal mart.
I don't understand how people don't watch a television show. At least one. How can you not keep up with a series? I think most of us are watching several different series at the moment. There are some people out there who just casually watch tv and if a show is on, they watch it but there's no effort made to keep up with the show. Mostly, I'm thinking of my aunt's husband at the moment but I'm sure there are others out there.
and also.
People who say, "I don't watch tv" when they watch a show or several shows on their fucking computer? Need to shut up. Just because you ain't watching Game of Thrones or whatever on an actual television set, doesn't mean you do not watch television.
and also.
People who say, "I don't watch tv" when they watch a show or several shows on their fucking computer? Need to shut up. Just because you ain't watching Game of Thrones or whatever on an actual television set, doesn't mean you do not watch television.
lost girl. when god opens a window
Dec. 28th, 2014 07:24 pm-hornier than a monkey with eight dicks.
-she banged into some low hanging fruit, now she sucks.
-can you shut up?
-don't think I've ever tried
-bo, i love you. i do.
dyson's son is quite attractive.
bo/tamsin makes me happy.
still don't care for lauren, but I don't dislike her as much as I used to... so far.
kenzi better come back.
-she banged into some low hanging fruit, now she sucks.
-can you shut up?
-don't think I've ever tried
-bo, i love you. i do.
dyson's son is quite attractive.
bo/tamsin makes me happy.
still don't care for lauren, but I don't dislike her as much as I used to... so far.
kenzi better come back.



