Yes, yes. I know I just posted. But.

[certainthings]

First? A confession.

I love Jensen Ackles. Like a lot. I mean in a fan hearting celebrity type way not in a 'I want to marry him' type way.

Second? re: Jensen Hates Me Club

"I know you're trying to have fun with this, but by all accounts, I think you're taking things a little too far. A lot of people feel that way, actually." [says Anon]

People are sitting around talking about me? That's kind of sad.

"I don't have a problem with you calling him "chubby" and "gay" - still, when the constant repetition of using a term that expresses sexual preference starts coming across as sounding like something degrading and ugly, when you mention it the way you are, I can't help but wonder." [Anon again]

Just me again, eh? All the others who talk about him being gay and pudgy - they're fine of course. But I get singled out? "If I had a dick, this is where I'd tell you to suck it!" *rolls eyes*

Why can't people just say "Hey, Smidge. I don't like the shit you've been saying about this that and the other. I'm outta here. Signed [Name]"

Comments

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

But I'm not the only one.

[douxquemiel.livejournal.com]

I'm hopping on the YOU'RE AWESOME bandwagon, and snickering at these FOOLS. Good god, do some people LIKE wank??

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Oh. Uh oh.

Goodbye, Jensen Ackles. I'll miss you! *waves*

[wendy.livejournal.com]

That doesn't change what I said though.

Nevermind, I should just keep my mouth shut. Sorry for butting in to begin with.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

But I'm not a BNF at all.

Though if I had any uh, essay type skill I'd totally write a big post about weight issues and racism in the Supernatural Fandom and bring in Rainbow Brite and My Little Pony for examples and to make my point clear and all that jazz.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

*draws hearts around you*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I would make icons.

AND ILU!

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

*grabs your hand and frolics with you*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I think this sums it all up very nicely.

(http://photobucket.com)

[wenchpixie]

That works.

I'm crazy, rather than insane, but it's all good :)

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I guess I must be and am some how filtering myself out of these posts, which is a tad confusing.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I had plans to go to bed early-ish but yeah that didn't work out so well.

Some days I hope he really does hate us because that would be fun.

[kroki-refur.livejournal.com]

Cheese is a solid food made from the milk of cows, goats, sheep and other mammals. Cheese is made by coagulating milk. This is accomplished by first acidification with a bacterial culture and then employing an enzyme, rennet IN EPISODE 3.11, SAM GETS EATEN BY A GIANT TREE (or rennet substitutes) to coagulate the milk to "curds and whey." The precise bacteria and processing of the curds play a role in defining the texture and flavor of most cheeses. Some cheeses also feature molds, either on the outer rind or throughout.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

*snorts*

[kroki-refur.livejournal.com]

Dear Ms. Crazy Fan,

I'll have you know I was once a boy scout, and thus am always prepared for all situations, including discussions of marine mammal psychology. Your underestimation of my taxonomic vocabulary hurts me deeply. *single emo tear*

Best regards in your future endeavours,
Jensen Ackles

PS I also know the word artiodactyl. It frequently comes in handy at CW parties.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Oh, boy! Is it ever!

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

One would think that, eh?

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Exactly. People are so ... Peopley.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

*smooshes back*

WTF, indeed.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

*watches the bandwagon roll by and waves to the folks on it*

[pushingyouaway.livejournal.com]

dear smidge,

every time you say something "bad" about jensen, jared will flash you his nose and someone is crying because ZOMG he is not fat/gay/bi/in love with his costar how could you say that, blasphemy!


*hugs and cookies*
lee (and jared's nose)

[douxquemiel.livejournal.com]

OHMYGOD. OHMAIGAWD! IT'S SMIDGE!!! *makes grabby fangirly hands* I LOVE YOU SMIDGE!!! I LOVE YOU AND I LOVE JENSEN EVEN THOUGH HE'S GAY AND PUDGY AND SO HORRIBLY IN THE HOLLYWOOD CLOSET THAT HE HATES US FOR IT!

*faints from teh awesomeness of Smidge*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Nono, I get what you're saying and I agree to a point. But there's the whole comm devoted to Pudgy!Jensen plus all the fics written about him having gay relationship with various guys. I just don't get why I'm singled out in my journal, that these people (or this person) doesn't have to read.

But yes, for awhile nothing but flowery praise for the boy if I talk about him at all.

[wenchpixie]

I hate you.

My NOSE hates you.

By extension SAM's nose hates you.

Harumph.

Sam and my nose are going to take a little quiet time to scheme now. You'll get your cheese wheels... MWHAHAHAHA.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I wish I had the answer to that because The Jenseny One wears those adjectives well.