Yes, yes. I know I just posted. But.

[certainthings]

First? A confession.

I love Jensen Ackles. Like a lot. I mean in a fan hearting celebrity type way not in a 'I want to marry him' type way.

Second? re: Jensen Hates Me Club

"I know you're trying to have fun with this, but by all accounts, I think you're taking things a little too far. A lot of people feel that way, actually." [says Anon]

People are sitting around talking about me? That's kind of sad.

"I don't have a problem with you calling him "chubby" and "gay" - still, when the constant repetition of using a term that expresses sexual preference starts coming across as sounding like something degrading and ugly, when you mention it the way you are, I can't help but wonder." [Anon again]

Just me again, eh? All the others who talk about him being gay and pudgy - they're fine of course. But I get singled out? "If I had a dick, this is where I'd tell you to suck it!" *rolls eyes*

Why can't people just say "Hey, Smidge. I don't like the shit you've been saying about this that and the other. I'm outta here. Signed [Name]"

Comments

[ex-pkabyssin114.livejournal.com]

I have never understood the whole anon post to bitch. Maybe I have just way too much Bitchy Bitch in me to NOT want someone to know that they're annoying and/or pissing me off.

But, then, I think you have also forgotten a cardinal rule... THE INTARNETS IS FOR SERIOUS BUSINESS ONLY!!!!11!1!

[jamesinboots.livejournal.com]

Jensen Says:


Seriously, what's up with people leaving you so many nasty comments lately? Either anon or not, it's rude.

I am very amused by the fact that the random letters ImageShack (since PhotoBucket is DOWN for maintenance, homg) added to the filename of that image ("jenny") are "wu3". Get it?

Jenny wuvs u. <3

I am such a dork, and I'm very tired, but that can NOT be coincidence. *grin*

[softgraysky.livejournal.com]

You're ever so welcome.

Ah, okay that makes sense. But the first thing I thought was like, oh, okay, she's a fucking disgrace who's waaaaay smarter than the rest of us because, hello, dolphin. You just...know things.

Clearly? We should trust your opinion about teh Ackles. Something has to save this fandom's sense of humour. *grin*

[punnky-kitty.livejournal.com]

Dude. Don't let this shit get to you.
They're probably waiting for Jensen to come and thank them for defending his honor or some shit. Freaks.
He's too busy guzzlin Padacock and lookin in the mirror.
They don't understand.

Don't stop believin! posting Jub Jub or being your awesome self.

[kashmir1.livejournal.com]

People are insane.

Also? Things like this are the reason anon posting is turned off at my LJ.

[justlikeyou.livejournal.com]

I admire your gut about saying whatever you want whenever you want =D *means it in the best possible way*

[skadi.livejournal.com]

You're kinda like those big name fans. You know the type I'm talking about - soon you'll be making these deep meta posts and creating sock puppets and having HUGE falling outs with people. Oh! And you have to pick an issue to talk about a lot - racism and sexism have been used a lot. I think you should talk about weight issues. You can make these really big posts about it. And Fandom Wank will get a hold of it, and you'll be in a war with them. And I can be all, "I knew her before she was famous - you know? When she was hardcore. Now she just acts out to get attention." And then I'll tsk-tsk sadly.

God. I used to like you, man. What happened to you?!




...I'm sure this will stop amusing me one day. But not this day. *snuggles* Keep on rockin'.

[miss-mandy.livejournal.com]

Yeah that anon was me.

I secretly actually care about love Jensen. And I cannot stand when you lovingly poke fun at him. In your own journal. Of which I am free to not read.

So cut it out!

JK JK LOLZ

But for serious, I heart you, Disgracey Smidgy.

P.S. If I sent you some good quality screencaps of a very sexy man would you make me some hotass icons? I can repay you with fic! *bats eyelashes*

[devidarkwolf.livejournal.com]

Smidge! Let us frolic in the land of Jensen's gayosity.

Love, Devi

[wenchpixie]

Ahh, anons without a pagedown key. Life is very hard for them, you have to understand. Not loved enough for a name, typing on a second hand keyboard with half the keys missing (although not, usually, the !).

I don't really get the pudgy Jensen stuff - I don't see it on him so I don't get the funny, but I know that most people don't get my obsession with eradicating mushrooms so we can all skip what we don't and call it good.

Your slightly more tinhattish posts make me a little uncomfortable, if only because we've not been flisted long and I've had scary dealings with tinhats in real life so I my default reaction to that kind of un-disclaimed posting tends to be to run away and hide but it's your journal, it's obvious what the post is from the start, so it's not like being ambushed by a spoiler or something in the middle of a post about cheese and a page down takes care of it. Everybody happy.

Except for the anons. Really, they're just looking for a little love. How can you deny it to them....

[almightychrissy.livejournal.com]

Smidgy, are you just filtering me out of the posts where Jensen being gay sounds dirty and degrading, because as far as I can tell you make it sound much more like sparkles and unicornspegasuses.

[dividedloyalty.livejournal.com]

The one night I decide to go to bed early, I miss half the fun!!

Oh man, people need to get a life and get laid. This is obviously a question of not enough sex.

Jensen may hate us, but we love him so much anyway :D

*runs to find funny comments and point and laugh*

[sazzlette.livejournal.com]

People are sitting around talking about me? That's kind of sad.

they're all fat. and gay.

[kroki-refur.livejournal.com]

Hey, Smidge. I don't like the shit you've been saying about insane dolphins. Cetacean mental health is a serious issue. I'm outta here.

Signed,

Jensen Ackles

[fiddleyoumust.livejournal.com]

See what happens when you stop being a hermit/recluse who only posts flocked entries? It's fun, huh?!!

[evenindeath.livejournal.com]

My thoughts?
It's your Livejournal and you can write whatever the hell you want here and people shouldn't bug you over it

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

You're right, I had forgotten that rule. Oops.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

People are mean?

And ahahhahawwww. Thank you.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Something has to save this fandom's sense of humour.

I feel like we need a dingy.

[morgaine22.livejournal.com]

The more I like an actor, the more at comfortable I am making fun of them. 'Cause we're buddies. See: I put Padalecki in a clown get up. I LOVE that dude.

The fact that these anonymous people can't tell you're joking is sad and kind of typical for small-minded folk.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

I know, I shouldn't and yet.

*snorts* Does he shift himself and Sasquatch around so that he's got the best angle and can watch himself blow the Padacock?

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I should really do that.

[apey1013.livejournal.com]

Dear Smidge,

*SMOOOOOOOSH* Freaky li'l anons need to step off and stay outta your personal journal, WTF.

Signed,
Apey

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

:) Bless

[wendy.livejournal.com]

People keep bringing this up because you're responding and posting about it. Which is, of course, your option to do. But if you dropped it, they'd get bored in a day or two and drop it too and it'd all die away. Promise.