Jared said...

[certainthings]

If you see this post on your flist, post your favorite Jared Padalecki quote in your own journal

This quote isn't verbatim because I just read it the one time a long while ago and I've forgotten where I read it.

"I keep her [Sandy] drugged so she has no free will of her own."

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[apey1013.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a serial killer!Jared moment to me! :D

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hahah. It does!

[apey1013.livejournal.com]

Sandy: Why does this coffee taste funny?

Jared: *shrug* Must be a new barista.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Is this how he convinced her to become a serial killer too?

[apey1013.livejournal.com]

Totally. I was thinking of this story, in particular: http://smidgy06.livejournal.com/1139475.html?mode=reply

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

That's a good story. :p

[apey1013.livejournal.com]

Old Ladies at Next Table: They look darling, don't they?

Trucker!Jared: *winks*

Old Ladies: *blush and twitter*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Yeeee!

And then they end up all brutally murdered.

[apey1013.livejournal.com]

Naturally. But not before Jared finishes his coffee. He has priorities, y'know. I'll bet his rig has a refrigeration unit in it.

Man, I love this verse!

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Yeah, they'd sit there and enjoy their coffee. Jared would subtlety flirt with the older women making them blush and giggle more. Good times. Good times.

[apey1013.livejournal.com]

Sadly, they never do make it to that tulip festival in the next town over. Jared's sure to take Sandy, though, because someone had to deliver old Mrs. Owens' prized lemon squares. 'Twould be a shame for it to go to waste.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

*draws hearts* Please continue.

[impala-chick.livejournal.com]

*GIGGLESNORT*

Oh, Jared.

And I also think this gives evidence to my sister's theory that Sandy is in fact a robot who Jared drags along whenever he needs a girl!date. *hehe*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

Hahah. And yet, I love Sandy.

[impala-chick.livejournal.com]

Ya, it's pretty crazy when fandom even loves the girlfriends. :DDDDD

[nyaubaby.livejournal.com]

OMG! That is hilarious!

So he can have a Sandy rug doll and he can do whatever he wants (putting her in the closet and colsing the door) *g*

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

That quote helped me like Jared because I was late jumping on the Jared train.

[regala-electra.livejournal.com]

God love him.

[certainthings.livejournal.com]

*nods* Yeah huh

[fromyourashes.livejournal.com]

Wtf, I missed that somewhere along the way, and am now dying to find the interview.

Oh, Jayrehd.

LOL I LOVE THAT BOY.

*goes to do post*