"I can't take my eyes off you ..." Mitch Hedberg

I kind of hope that something gets cancelled on Tuesday or even better I lose interest in something because oh my god, I watch too much tv. But manalive crawfishpie it's so shiny! On Tuesdays -

902101TNG
House
Fringe
Eli Stone
Criminal Minds
Privileged
And then I download the Mentalist.

I'd be okay if 990210TNG got cancelled but I kind of love everything else.

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Mitch Hedberg: I saw a lady on t.v. she was born without arms, literally, she was born with her hands attached to her shoulders... and that was sad, but then they said, "Lola does not know the meaning of the word 'can't'". And that to me was kinda worse... in a way... ya know? Not only does she not have arms, but she doesn't understand simple contractions, its very simple Lola, you just take two words, you put them together, then you take out the middle letters, you put a comma in there and you raise it up!

Ahahahahahaha. *wheezes* I think it makes me laugh maybe more than it should.