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Dean: Hey, Sam? Remember how I said that we should go to Hollywood and see if we could bang Lindsay Lohan?
Sam: You just got back from Hell and that's what's on your mind?
Dean: Have you met me? [pause] C'mon, we should totally go on a vacation, dude.
Sam: She's a lesbian, Dean.
Dean: I know!
Sam: ...
Dean: What? You look like a girl, you can butter her up.
Sam: [sighs]


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