yeah but what does it mean?

My friend and I and another girl - an acquaintance type were going to see some movie at the cheap theatre (This in the neighbourhood I used to live in years ago). We were early and hanging out across and down the street before the movie started. I was walking around a bit, pacing really and noticed that around the corner they'd built another theatre and in big ol' letters on the marquee were the words Jensen Ackles in Ten Inch Hero Jan 3rd. I flailed and made a note to beg my friend to come with me.

Then we went into the movie theatre where the movie we were going to see was (I have no idea what movie we were supposed to be watching) and I went to use the bathroom and HOMG EW. There was this sort of open area and the floor was just covered in shit and water and I swear some of the shit was MOVING and then there was this other area that you needed a key for but ... there was just so much shit and there were a couple guys (plumbers, I guess) there working on the problem and their hands were covered in shit (I'm hoping their actual hands were covered in gloves but I don't know) and it was all so very gross.

Pearls before Swine. Mock the Week.

Pearls Before Swine.

( Do you think I'm fat? )

( I do not like change )

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Ed: And before the movie I have to sit through the dvd piracy warning, which we can all agree is getting on our collective tits. It's just the patronizing nature of it. They go, 'You wouldn't steal a handbag, you wouldn't steal a car, so why would you steal a movie?' I'm sitting there going, 'Don't tell me what I would and wouldn't do. You don't know me. I am drunk at four o'clock in the afternoon in my pants about to watch women be tortured to death in an underground bunker in Eastern Europe, you're telling me I wouldn't nick a foxy handbag? I think you don't know me very well at all, Sir.


Frankie: Sum myself up in three words? Well ... I suppose it would have to be killer alien vagina.