Mock the Week

Frankie: Hugh has to be careful because this week I discovered ... I don't know if you know what slash fiction is but it's basically gay fiction on the internet where they have people, like you know, Captain Kirk and Spock shagging each other and there's one of me and Hugh.
Hugh: *victory arms*
Frankie: I don't know if you wanna be doing that, Hugh, because you're the receiver.
Hugh: *nods* *victory arms again* I'm just trying to make it easier for you.
Frankie: And the most offensive part of it is when they described my pubes as being ginger.